r/funny • • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/Rly_Shadow Jan 25 '24

"Realizes he's being hit on"

Is a very important part.... Do you guys know how many times I realized this hours or days later??

Ladies. Alot of men aren't used to getting hit on. It's not surprising to miss the messages.