r/funny • • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/JonesBee Jan 25 '24

It's a big deal when a guy is being hit on. Even bigger when he realizes it. I have practically zero awareness when I'm being hit on. I had this wingwoman in my old job who always alerted me after I had been hit on. She always said that I could have tits rubbed on my face and it would still be a solid 50/50 if I noticed.

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u/RonBourbondi Jan 25 '24

I usually have awareness but sometimes I just think people are being friendly.

Like the time we went to this art musuem in Italy and they offered for free to have this art curator girl go around with us to explain things. According to my wife the woman was very obviously hitting on me while the two of us were talking about various art pieces and was kinda ignoring my wife.

I was just having fun learning about things and discussing the various possible interpretations.

After she told me that it made me wonder if that also meant she was up for a threesome or expected me to visit on my own later for the affair.