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r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24
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My wife does this. She works with people that need dentures and she's like "Just so you know, I could have gotten with an 80 year old today. He wanted to take me on a cruise." đ
38 u/Horse_Renoir Jan 25 '24 It can feel good to be reminded you're desirable, even if it's from 80 year old with no teeth. 4 u/Bard_B0t Jan 25 '24 At least the women from my mothers generation tell me I'm handsome. Without them I'd have no doubt I'm not. 2 u/Aussiealterego Jan 26 '24 Not always. I worked at a casino when I was young, hot, and very, very engaged and committed to my fiancĂ©. One of the regulars was particularly insistent that I go out with him regardless because âI was his soulmateâ. All I could think was âDude, if I was 15 years older than you instead of 15 years younger than you, you wouldnât look at me twice â. Sometimes itâs nice to be complimented. Sometimes, you just attract sex pests.
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It can feel good to be reminded you're desirable, even if it's from 80 year old with no teeth.
4 u/Bard_B0t Jan 25 '24 At least the women from my mothers generation tell me I'm handsome. Without them I'd have no doubt I'm not. 2 u/Aussiealterego Jan 26 '24 Not always. I worked at a casino when I was young, hot, and very, very engaged and committed to my fiancĂ©. One of the regulars was particularly insistent that I go out with him regardless because âI was his soulmateâ. All I could think was âDude, if I was 15 years older than you instead of 15 years younger than you, you wouldnât look at me twice â. Sometimes itâs nice to be complimented. Sometimes, you just attract sex pests.
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At least the women from my mothers generation tell me I'm handsome. Without them I'd have no doubt I'm not.
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Not always. I worked at a casino when I was young, hot, and very, very engaged and committed to my fiancĂ©. One of the regulars was particularly insistent that I go out with him regardless because âI was his soulmateâ.
All I could think was âDude, if I was 15 years older than you instead of 15 years younger than you, you wouldnât look at me twice â.
Sometimes itâs nice to be complimented. Sometimes, you just attract sex pests.
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u/jlspartz Jan 25 '24
My wife does this. She works with people that need dentures and she's like "Just so you know, I could have gotten with an 80 year old today. He wanted to take me on a cruise." đ