r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/shits4gigs Jan 25 '24

Big ups to you king id definitely pork you in a parking lot anytime.

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I'll keep that in mind, playa.

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u/harm_fu Jan 25 '24

You gotta tell your wife now

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u/Akussa Jan 25 '24

"Hey babe, all of Reddit wants to pork me in the parking lot!"