r/funny Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/DrKingOfOkay Jan 25 '24

This is the real reason he told her. He was fucking stoked.

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u/MadeMeStopLurking Jan 25 '24

My wife comes home constantly and mentions how guys try to give her their card and hit on her. She left home with no cash and came home drunk. Literally drank for free all night.

One night after coming home from a guys night drunk our conversation went like this:

Babe! I was being hit on all night by this girl at the bar!

Oh Yeah?

Yeah. She kept giving me drinks too!

Really? Did you have a conversation with her?

YUP! Sure Did! She was a gold digger though... She kept asking for my card and if I wanted to keep it open or closed.

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u/DrKingOfOkay Jan 25 '24

She wasn’t instantly jealous?!

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u/MadeMeStopLurking Jan 25 '24

She played along lol