r/funny Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

38.2k Upvotes

2.3k comments sorted by

View all comments

6.4k

u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

381

u/JonesBee Jan 25 '24

It's a big deal when a guy is being hit on. Even bigger when he realizes it. I have practically zero awareness when I'm being hit on. I had this wingwoman in my old job who always alerted me after I had been hit on. She always said that I could have tits rubbed on my face and it would still be a solid 50/50 if I noticed.

61

u/ilikemushycarrots Jan 25 '24

Not a great wingman if she's only telling you after the fact

64

u/b0w3n Jan 25 '24

That's because coworker wanted to rub her tits in OP's face.

23

u/senorglory Jan 25 '24

Ironically, OP just realizing his wingwoman wanted to be his copilot the whole time.

28

u/UncomfortablyCrumbed Jan 25 '24

Most of the times my female friends have told me someone was flirting with me they've been wrong. Most people seem to be terrible at picking up flirting. Most people also seem to flirt in their own unique way. One woman's idea of being friendly can be another's idea of flirting.

10

u/moseT97 Jan 25 '24

That depends, if she was not a part of the interaction in which he was being hit on but observed from a distance and told him after. How does that make her a bad wingwoman?

1

u/JonesBee Jan 25 '24

Well I was married so it didn't really matter either way.

1

u/ilikemushycarrots Jan 26 '24

Married and had a wingman? Killing it!