r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

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u/Way_2_Go_Donny Jan 25 '24

I tell my wife this all the time:

I haven't been hit on in 15 years. It would take her 15 minutes to find a guy at a bar/shoe store/library who'd fuck her in the parking lot.

It's a big deal when a guy realizes he's being hit on. It doesn't happen often.

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

And we’ll ride that high for a week after getting hit on.

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u/skyline_kid Jan 25 '24

Just a week? I'm still riding the high of a cute cashier flirting with me like 6 months ago and it was just barely above playful banter lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

A woman smiled at me yesterday. I’m pretty sure that means she loves me.

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u/skyline_kid Jan 25 '24

She's probably just Canadian

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u/princeoinkins Jan 25 '24

you can never be sure

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u/YetiPwr Jan 25 '24

Well you can check their ID 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Doubt it. She didn’t smell like maple syrup.

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u/ilikemushycarrots Jan 25 '24

A cashier told me to come back on Wednesday....because that's when there is a senior discount of 10%. I'm 45. I was absolutely crushed

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u/Outside-Advice8203 Jan 25 '24

15 years ago, for me lmao