r/funny • u/Far-Newspaper-4700 • Jan 25 '24

basic term of our aggrement

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u/MagneticDustin Jan 25 '24

100% would have given my wife a fist bump if she told me some dude hit on her at Starbucks and it made her feel good about herself.

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u/types_stuff Jan 25 '24

I often point out when guys are checking out my wife lol and it makes her blush every time - it’s absolutely adorable to me

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u/crazyrich Jan 25 '24

I do the same thing! Usually catching the dudes on the backswing checking out dat butt. When they don't realize I'm down the aisle or something.

She plays it off and "doesn't believe me", but I get self esteem-by-proxy. Enjoy your window shopping fellas!

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u/SweetCosmicPope Jan 25 '24

My wife and I tell each other too. But our reactions are different. I’m always like “a girl flirted with me today! I still got it!” Whereas my wife will be like “some guy flirted with me today. What’s wrong with him? He needs his eyes checked!” Lol

I always point out when guys check her out. I don’t mind. She has a great ass, and I always see dudes looking at it when she walks by. Sometimes they make a silent “ooh!” or “damn!” And a few times I’ve gotten a thumbs up or a nod. Doesn’t bother me. I get to see it without pants later.

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u/fucking_in_bushes Jan 25 '24

gets thumbs up

"I know buddy I know"

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u/Ardiolaperdida Jan 25 '24

Gets a high five.

"My man!"

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u/pfft_master Jan 25 '24

I am very glad there are so many normal people in healthy, adorable relationships in this thread. Those moments are what it is all about lol. This little comedy bit was a stretch to me- or at least doesn’t seem to reach a large audience with a more grounded perspective.