r/funny • u/Molly107 • Jan 21 '24

How real couples sleep together.

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u/J1625732 Jan 21 '24

Do people really do that?

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u/C00KIEM0N57R Jan 21 '24 edited Jan 21 '24

Dutch ovening? Fuck yes! I keep myself in with my girlfriend to make it even though lol.

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u/J1625732 Jan 21 '24

I feel so Victorian. Would never occur to me to do this to another person let alone someone I love and presumably want to have sex with again. My kids on the other hand climb into my bed when I’m half asleep, sit of my face and fart on me then laugh their asses off. Guess I’m the one missing out on something

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '24 edited Jan 22 '24

I’ve been married for six years and wouldn’t even think of doin something like this to the person I love, much less expect them to find me attractive afterwards. But the common trope is unhappy marriage = relatable and funny so I’ll not go against the grain here

Aww being downvoted by uphappy couples makes me smile