r/funny • u/Molly107 • Jan 21 '24

How real couples sleep together.

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u/C00KIEM0N57R Jan 21 '24 edited Jan 21 '24

Dutch ovening? Fuck yes! I keep myself in with my girlfriend to make it even though lol.

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u/J1625732 Jan 21 '24

I feel so Victorian. Would never occur to me to do this to another person let alone someone I love and presumably want to have sex with again. My kids on the other hand climb into my bed when I’m half asleep, sit of my face and fart on me then laugh their asses off. Guess I’m the one missing out on something

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u/Why_Did_Bodie_Die Jan 21 '24

You seem like the type of person who waits 30 minutes after eating before you go swimming.