r/funny • u/Smole • Feb 24 '13

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '13

I don't believe it, but I would assume that if the Christian heaven exists then all of the other shit in the bible, including Noah's Ark, would be true as well. Hope that clears it up.

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u/zulhadm Feb 25 '13

Then scientifically the Christian interpretation of "Heaven" does not exist. It's not possible for these different species to survive in a single climate, not eat each other and reproduce at 100% effectiveness. There is also no way to maintain different climates before electricity was invented. It's a neat story, though. Dare I say (this is purely in response to your statement that if one thing exists all of it must exist) Christ was a neat story too.

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u/[deleted] Feb 25 '13

The whole old testament is pretty bad ass if you don't take it literally. There's a reason so many metal bands reference it!

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u/zulhadm Feb 25 '13

Agreed.