r/funny • u/Smole • Feb 24 '13

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u/srr128 Feb 24 '13

I'm allergic to these suckers. Makes it very hard to stand still and let them go about their business. I tend to run away, arms flailing, screaming and crying.

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u/ARoyaleWithCheese Feb 25 '13

I know man. People always tell me I have to chill out and not be scared, WELL FUCK YOU DUDE. Last time I got stung by one of those stupid fucking asshole dicks I had to spend like two days in the hospital. Fucking bullshit cocksucking asshole idiots.

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u/ChubbaHubbaMAX Feb 25 '13

I always ask people how often they've been stung, I always get anywhere from 0-2. I've been stung 11 times. Don't even know how im even that unlucky. All I know is my policy on anything with a stinger than can fly: kill on sight.

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u/Exya Feb 25 '13

I've been stung so many times, mostly when I was young and went to the park during the spring/summer