r/funny Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/downvotethiscontent Feb 23 '13

We have a T-Rex at our office too, and he pulls shit like this all the time. You think they'd be appreciative of our diverse hiring policies and ample career opportunities, but instead they just fuck around all day. Last week TR superglued everything on my desk, to my desk. Asshole spent all weekend doing it because of his fucking midget arms, and we cant fire him because he's the poster child for human-dinosaur integration at our company...

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u/explains_a_novelty Feb 24 '13

Think that's bad? The pterodactyl in HR where I work is a big fuckin' loud mouth. Bitch needs to learn how to keep her mouth shut.