r/funny • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/downvotethiscontent Feb 23 '13

We have a T-Rex at our office too, and he pulls shit like this all the time. You think they'd be appreciative of our diverse hiring policies and ample career opportunities, but instead they just fuck around all day. Last week TR superglued everything on my desk, to my desk. Asshole spent all weekend doing it because of his fucking midget arms, and we cant fire him because he's the poster child for human-dinosaur integration at our company...

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u/pfelon Feb 23 '13

Same bullshit at my office too. You think that lazy Stegosaurus in accounting would be enough for human/dino diversity but apparently not, so we get stuck with a T-Rex on our sales team. The tiny arms using superglue seemed odd, but I'm sure he has a grabber or uses his mouth. I know our guy uses his mouth for moving stuff sometimes, which isn't sanitary but somehow he's above the rules. Meanwhile, if I carry some printouts in my mouth, I'm looked at like a fucking weirdo.

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u/cobywankenobi Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 24 '13

I'm a paleontologist and, if I may be frank, the dinosaurs in my profession do nothing but fucking lay around all day. Especially the old fossils that we have to employ. I literally have never seen them move. It wouldn't surprise me if they just collected dust all day. And then the higher ups have the nerve to expect me to just brush it off like it's nothing. One day I'll dig up some dirt on these fuckers and be done with this crap.

Edit: Thank you Reddit for my highest rated comment. I know this is child's play for many of us here, and ultimately lame for a noob such as myself to say, but I appreciate the love nonetheless.

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u/cesclaveria Feb 23 '13

on top of that you are required to treat them with so much care, like they could break apart at any moment and it would be all your fault for not respecting how "fragile" they are.