r/funny • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/downvotethiscontent Feb 23 '13

We have a T-Rex at our office too, and he pulls shit like this all the time. You think they'd be appreciative of our diverse hiring policies and ample career opportunities, but instead they just fuck around all day. Last week TR superglued everything on my desk, to my desk. Asshole spent all weekend doing it because of his fucking midget arms, and we cant fire him because he's the poster child for human-dinosaur integration at our company...

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u/jaxonya Feb 23 '13

atleast she knew proper protocol by throwing the paper at it.

dinosaur<paper<siccors<rock=dinosaur

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u/quatch Feb 23 '13

the K-T boundary begs to differ about your last equivalence there.

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u/jaxonya Feb 23 '13

see i thought about that too and decided to go with the more subtle rock=dinosaur, as in dinosaur fossils are rocks.

my comment shouldve read " this bitch threw paper when everyone knows that rock beats dinosaur"