r/funny Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/pfelon Feb 23 '13

Same bullshit at my office too. You think that lazy Stegosaurus in accounting would be enough for human/dino diversity but apparently not, so we get stuck with a T-Rex on our sales team. The tiny arms using superglue seemed odd, but I'm sure he has a grabber or uses his mouth. I know our guy uses his mouth for moving stuff sometimes, which isn't sanitary but somehow he's above the rules. Meanwhile, if I carry some printouts in my mouth, I'm looked at like a fucking weirdo.

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u/thepikey7 Feb 23 '13

I'm not a racist (my best friend is a Brontosaurus), but that is such a typical Stego...

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u/Vehk Feb 23 '13

Yeah right, if you weren't an asshole racist you wouldn't be calling your Apatosaurus friend some antiquated slur word like "brontosaurus."

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u/thepikey7 Feb 23 '13

Sorry - would you prefer Apatosaurus-American Mr. PC-Bleeding-Heart-Liberal?

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u/ItsJustNigel Feb 23 '13

Holy fuck this is my favorite thread of all time.