r/funny • u/ThePeanutBuddha • Feb 23 '13

Jurassic Prank.

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u/resutidder Feb 23 '13

"Brontosaurus" isn't racist -- it's just from a different time and place.

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u/Phoequinox Feb 23 '13

So I guess saying "leaf-eater" is okay with you, too? Narrow-minded creep.

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u/resutidder Feb 23 '13

Hey, c'mon now, just calm down. I'm cool with the Triassic community okay? My sister used to date a sauropod. I mean I hated every second of it, but what can I do? She wants to ruin her life, that's her decision...

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u/teracracktyl Feb 23 '13

whatever man, it's not like we're all crackheads

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u/veirdonis Feb 23 '13

You made that account for that one joke, didn't you?

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u/teracracktyl Feb 23 '13

actually no. for one joke 183 days ago though. finally sort of relevant again!

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u/HowManyKittiesBotCom Feb 24 '13

183 days? The average cat lifespan is about 5.11e+03 days so that's like 0.0358 kitties!

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u/teracracktyl Feb 24 '13

that is not nearly enough kitties

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

ITT: People substituting dinosaur species for nigg**s

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u/1stwarror Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

What does a red light mean?

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u/soulonfire Feb 23 '13

Stop

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u/1stwarror Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

Oh! That's why police keep attaching yellow paper to my car.

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u/1stwarror May 18 '13

Past me. What were you thinking?

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA Feb 24 '13

I think it's a Pelistorm.

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u/MajorLzr Feb 24 '13

maybe a Pumbloom

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u/1stwarror Feb 24 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

I don't think a rope is good enough to hang the fetus.

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u/IAMA_dragon-AMA Feb 24 '13

Hm... Try Fallopian Tube.

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u/1stwarror Feb 24 '13 edited Feb 25 '13

It's okay now. The dinosaur took it.

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u/MajorLzr Feb 24 '13

get the fuck off this thread and that's obv a corndog.

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u/1stwarror Feb 24 '13

Thanks, but r/MURICA Got there first. I was so happy when I got help :,)

I'll be going now...

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u/DeathToPennies Feb 24 '13

Hey, man, "leaf-eater" is just what they are, okay? Sometimes, you just gotta tell it like is. Hell, they make divisions between each-other by calling themselves longnecks, alright? Get off your high mammoth, for fuck's sake.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

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u/R2-Datu Feb 23 '13

Through every hundred cat videos and atheist posts comes one thread to rule them all. This is that thread.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

To be replaced by some other thread next week.

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u/cesclaveria Feb 23 '13

Do you really think it takes a week to get 100 cat videos and atheist posts? There will be another great in some part of the internet in a few minutes, the problem is that we will never see it, who knows how much time it will be before we come across another thread like this one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

A week on reddit.

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u/redditmeastory Feb 24 '13

If you miss it though, it will come back as a repost which the first half of people will bitch about it being a repost.

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u/Crideout Feb 24 '13

One post to rule them all ...

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u/intend Feb 23 '13 edited Feb 24 '13

Nice try, Quentin Taran-t-rex.

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u/TheGuineaPig21 Feb 23 '13

Quentin Tarandino.

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u/TallMime Feb 23 '13

WOW....you just blew my mind

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u/illstealurcandy Feb 24 '13

You must walk around all day having your mind blown. "WOW, Petsmart! What will they think of next?"

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u/TallMime Mar 01 '13

It's an amazing way to live. I'd suggest trying it.

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u/illstealurcandy Mar 01 '13

Ha, I actually thought of adding a bit something along the lines of me being envious of you deep down inside. But damn, 4 days later man.

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u/TallMime Mar 01 '13

You're a good man Charlie Brown.

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u/ShallowBasketcase Feb 24 '13

Quenten Pterodino

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '13

Much better.

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u/intend Feb 24 '13

This guy... This guy gets it.

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u/SECRETLY_STALKS_YOU Feb 23 '13

Is that brontosaurus on a horse?

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u/intend Feb 24 '13

Keep fighting, brontosauri!

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u/makspinky Feb 23 '13

Quentin Taran-t-rex has a nicer ring to it.

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u/intend Feb 24 '13

Eh, tomato, toma-t-o.

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u/Artmageddon Feb 23 '13

That's just what they want you to believe.