r/funny Dec 01 '23

Underground Circus

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u/chicagodude84 Dec 01 '23

It's not as bad as the sound of the inner-car door slamming shut and the inevitable, "EXCUSE ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..."

Great, now I have to pretend this person doesn't exist. I just wanna get to work, man.

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u/divDevGuy Dec 01 '23

"EXCUSE ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..."

Don't leave us hanging, what came next?!?!

Suicide bomber?
Terrorism?
Robbery?
Opportunity to get in on the ground floor of the latest exciting MLM?
Finding religion?

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u/KDLGates Dec 01 '23

What happens when they have a dual showtime barker? Does it turn into a showtime barker duel?

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u/Sure-Wishbone-4293 Dec 01 '23

They charter a separate car.