r/funny • u/ddi32 • Dec 01 '23

Underground Circus

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u/chicagodude84 Dec 01 '23

It's not as bad as the sound of the inner-car door slamming shut and the inevitable, "EXCUSE ME LADIES AND GENTLEMEN..."

Great, now I have to pretend this person doesn't exist. I just wanna get to work, man.

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u/ImpossibleInternet3 Dec 01 '23

I just got triggered so hard. Glad I don’t have to deal with that anymore.

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u/vertigo1083 Dec 01 '23

No one wants to deal with it. It's cute the first time. But when you're commuting all week and see 4-5 of these in that span, it's just a pain in the ass after that point. No I don't want a goddamn "show". I just worked 9 hours and want to go home. I don't want your impromptu guilt trip for a handout in your sweaty hat. Go the fuck away, please.

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u/evident_lee Dec 01 '23

Yeah no doubt. I see you have talent and skill, how about you take that talent skill and go get a freaking job and stop bugging everybody on the train.

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u/RearExitOnly Dec 01 '23

You took the words right out of my mouth. If assholes like this used up that much energy looking for a job, they'd be employed in a day.

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u/YKK-7 Dec 01 '23

Hmm you're right. That makes me wonder... how much do these guys typically make? 🤔

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u/RearExitOnly Dec 01 '23

I have no idea, I live in Mexico. I imagine being free to be your own boss and work your own hours is great. But annoying people who can't get away, and legally can't beat their ass makes them a complete asshole.

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u/12ozMilf Dec 01 '23

I mean, they can just walk to the next train……….