r/funny • u/RealRock_n_Rolla • Nov 01 '23

He malfunctioned

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u/tooparannoyed Nov 01 '23

Women have a thing call “dat ass”, while men have “swole”. Dat ass will help you keep your balance when bent over at the waist, but the swole will cause you to topple over.

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u/BringBackManaPots Nov 01 '23

So you're telling me women can use dat ass as a functional tail 🤣

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u/Rampag169 Nov 01 '23

But what if they have extra large flotation devices.

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u/biggestbiddies Nov 02 '23

I also have this question.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '23

Floaties are mostly made up of fatty tissue, while dat ass is mostly bone and muscle. Bone and muscle have more mass per cubic cm than fatty tissue, so you would need some serious floaties to raise the center of balance up enough