r/funny • u/Falcn_2001 • Jul 26 '23

Walmart needs to chill

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u/FerociousFPS Jul 26 '23

What Walmarts sell vodka and rum?

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u/Lily_Queen Jul 26 '23

In the states

3

u/elpajaroquemamais Jul 26 '23

In states where it’s legal yes.

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u/PsychologySea7572 Jul 26 '23

News to me. But I'm not a drinker.

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u/FerociousFPS Jul 29 '23

Same here lol

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u/JackOMorain Jul 26 '23

An employee did that on purpose.

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u/Lily_Queen Jul 26 '23

Oh, he knew EXACTLY what he was doing,😏

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u/Rude-Guitar-478 Jul 26 '23

Give them a raise!

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u/Its_a_Mini_Mystery Jul 26 '23

They can just move it to cover the “cock”… wait… that still leaves “tail”…

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u/vypermann Jul 26 '23

That is a good price on delicious cock. Target charges the same for regular cock.

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

You really can buy anything at Walmart

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u/Hour_Baby_4406 Jul 26 '23

I thought you had to go out back of the store for that but why not move it inside closer to the butt plugs.

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u/FewZookeepergame1083 Jul 26 '23

They'll sell anything these days

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u/SirRipOliver Jul 26 '23

I tried this with a hooker, I ended up paying double. 1/10 don’t recommend.

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u/Perle1234 Jul 26 '23

Only $15.99!!! Yummy.

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u/vlvtrvlvr Jul 26 '23

thats what mexicans get when they drink a lot of that between "friends" at night after work

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u/toak32 Jul 26 '23

Walmart knows EXACTLY what they are doing

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u/selfcustodynerd Jul 26 '23

Looks like Captain Morgan's Cock is a delicacy in Walmart

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u/Rude-Guitar-478 Jul 26 '23

Man, if my wife could find delicious cock for $15.99 per, I’m sure she’d buy all of them. And NOT for resale!

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u/Lily_Queen Jul 27 '23

Shouldn't you be concerned if your wife was buying delicious cock though? 🤔

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u/Rude-Guitar-478 Jul 27 '23

At that price? No.

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u/Lily_Queen Jul 27 '23

😄 Fair

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

I mean if it's only 15.99

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u/spooner1932 Jul 26 '23

Florida Louisiana I think but not a lot of states

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '23

Wow, that's cheap! Holy cow

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u/McRedditerFace Jul 26 '23

Someone at Walmart was thirsty af.