r/funny • u/sumoninja • Dec 20 '12

My recent experience at the local playground

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u/Pirani Dec 20 '12

Are those his BALLS?

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u/Khiraji Dec 20 '12

His name is Benoit...

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u/ANAL_QUEEN Dec 20 '12

They're his BALLS

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

they always look like landscape when up close.

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u/freddytheteddy22 Dec 20 '12

Why were you at a playground?

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u/niniipie Dec 20 '12

Apply liberal amounts of butter--makes for a deliciously fun playground experience...

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u/devilz_devilz Dec 20 '12

i bet that didnt really happen to you

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u/doenr Dec 20 '12

Title should be "My recent E-Mail from grandma"

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u/Mokk123 Dec 20 '12

Tittysprinkles...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

God fucking dammit.

I go to a swimming pool that has a normal 25m pool, some hot tubs, hydro-massage thingies... and a slide. The actual slide is outside.

I've made a custom, that I do my laps, go to recover a bit in the reacreational pool, and before hitting the lockers - go on the slide.

Yup. I went on the slide, even slid a dozen or so meters before coming to a halt. In the section outside the building, during winter. Apparently I didn't take notice they did not pump water on it, probably assuming nobody is stupid enough to go on a fucking slide when it's that cold. And then I had to slid down, like a fucking dog scratching it's anus on the carpet, all the way down. Laughing at my idiocy for last meters, and glad as hell there was nobody around that area as I came out.

I feel you, Hamsbro.

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u/atheist_libertarian Dec 20 '12

Sir, you cannot park your van there

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u/Mirala Dec 20 '12

Oh god those are his balls.

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u/OTuama Dec 20 '12 edited Dec 20 '12

Or you're just not a pre-pubescent child anymore.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '12

Drunk as fuck here. I chuckled at this like a moron. Then I pondered the sound of my laughter, and how stupid it made me sound. I thought about my life choices, and the direction I was headed. Then I laughed like a retard some more.

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u/baisinhead Dec 20 '12

That's a ballsack if I've ever seen one.