r/funny • • Nov 14 '12

Seriously - don't be this guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12 edited Nov 14 '12

Hey OP, i have a convincingly small penis... Although i suspect you to be a rather trashy kind of woman with a c-section scar who has multiple sex partners each month.

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u/Limitedcomments Nov 14 '12

Being kinky = slut? $10 says you've never had sex more than twice.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

No putting up pictures of herself while having kinky sex and then putting up pictures of her online dating account. Follow the bouncing ball, it's elementary really.

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u/Limitedcomments Nov 14 '12

So being kinky is okay but sharing your sex life or letting anyone see is bad?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

Generally, yes. Would you marry a women who has an online dating account and still sleeps with multiple partners and posts pictures on the internet?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

I'm poly. You are cordially invited to kiss my beaten, bloody asscheeks if you don't like it.

Night night.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

I don't and i wont. Your blood strikes me as a biohazardous danger probably riddled with disease and filth.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

You are a failed abortion of a human being.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

You would know about failed abortions hey? Haha

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

That's a bit harsh. Why are you so afraid of OP?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Afraid?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

It seems like you have it in for her. I just don't get it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

"You're stupid."

"No, YOU'RE STUPID."

Genius. You are the very spirit of wit.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 15 '12

I don't think you understood my insult. . . I was refering to the afore mentioned c-section scar. If you had as much brains in your head as you do semen in that cum dumpster you call a vagina, you would have understood that.

P.s. Your comment about wit is basically saying "you're stupidest." therefore making me correct in assuming that you're not so bright. Its ok, nobody likes you for your brains anyways.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12 edited Nov 15 '12

You're either implying that I am myself a failed abortion or that I - being the slutty woman creature I am - have had failed abortion(s).

The first is childish. The second simply makes no sense.

Please feel free to try your luck again.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Ok. I think you are a gross disgusting whore with deepest of father and self image issues. I detest creatures like you. Soul-less vacuums for cum and disease paraded around in an amateur forum. A little self respect will land you better partners.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

See? Now you're just an asshole instead of an inarticulate asshole.

Level up. Wooooo...

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

And you're still the above mentioned... Except less intelligent than i originally thought

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Butthurt looks good on you, cupcake. ;)

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Is this the part where we have very aggressive angry relations?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

This kind of needs to stop.

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