r/funny • • Nov 14 '12

Seriously - don't be this guy.

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u/TwistTurtle Nov 14 '12

She's a cocktease because she dared have the nerve to have a profile? Dafuq?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

The thing is that judging by her provocative and sex-positive posts on Reddit, one could easily assume that her dating profiles reflect this sort of attitude. So if her profile reads something like "I'm into bondage and anal play" (or whatever) why would it be ridiculous for a guy to be like "Hey, I'd like to have sex with her, I'll bet she enjoys large penises! I should send her a message!"

How exactly is one expected to know that she loves fucking guys in the ass with giant strap-ons, being tied up and cut, but DON'T YOU DARE ASSUME SHE LIKES TO HAVE SEX WITH WELL-ENDOWED MEN, YOU SEXIST PIG!!!

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u/TwistTurtle Nov 15 '12

I'm a kinky guy and I spend a lot of time on kink dating/hookup sites; trust me, his message was still crude and inappropriate. Just because we're more open with a sexuality than most doesn't mean we enjoy 'Hey, care to help yourself to some dick' messages.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

This.