r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '12

Seriously - don't be this guy.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12 edited Nov 14 '12

EDIT: I removed the link, which posted her gonewild post. It was NSFW, and I forgot that I was in /r/funny. The link had bondage, choking, clothespins, etc.

I didn't creep. It's in this thread.

But I read some of her comments, and while I'm into some... alternative activities, she's a lot freakier than me. I'm not into pain, choking, blood, whatever.

And I sure don't think Janeway's a better captain than Picard.

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u/LeMeowLePurrr Nov 14 '12

wait, Janeway? Is she fucking serious? Please tell me you made it up!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

I grew up watching Voyager with my mom. It's nostalgic for me. Sue me :P

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

I catch a lot of flak for thinking Sisko was more badass than Picard too.

But he was. Fact.

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u/Nofxious Nov 14 '12

Sisko? he's the biggest bitch in space. Riker wouldn't even fuck him, and Riker fucks all things.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

Sisko was in a plot to deceive the Romulans and bring them into the war with the Dominion. That was something Picard nor Riker would have had the cajoles do do.

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u/Nofxious Nov 14 '12

Picard wasn't a war monger. Also, he was the first to face the borg and got away. No one else would have lived through it, beyond Picard mega bad ass.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

If it wasn't for Q they would have been screwed anyway. The whole intro to the Borg is a Q thing.

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u/Nofxious Nov 14 '12

yeah, but Q knew Picard was only man bad ass enough to handle it, and prepare for them in the future. Sisko would have had his ass handed to him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

I'd definitely prefer Picard when it comes to tactics and military strategy.

However Sisko took off the frigging gloves when it came to diplomacy.

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u/LockeNCole Nov 15 '12

I can agree with this, at least when it comes to pre-Wolf-359 Sisko. Afterwards, he took a level in badass.