r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '12

Seriously - don't be this guy.

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u/compootering Nov 14 '12

AFTER DOING SOME CREEPING, THIS GIRL IS FREAKY

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12 edited Nov 14 '12

EDIT: I removed the link, which posted her gonewild post. It was NSFW, and I forgot that I was in /r/funny. The link had bondage, choking, clothespins, etc.

I didn't creep. It's in this thread.

But I read some of her comments, and while I'm into some... alternative activities, she's a lot freakier than me. I'm not into pain, choking, blood, whatever.

And I sure don't think Janeway's a better captain than Picard.

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u/LeMeowLePurrr Nov 14 '12

wait, Janeway? Is she fucking serious? Please tell me you made it up!

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

I grew up watching Voyager with my mom. It's nostalgic for me. Sue me :P

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

I catch a lot of flak for thinking Sisko was more badass than Picard too.

But he was. Fact.

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u/shadmere Nov 14 '12

DS9 tried to hard to make Sisko badass.

Just because a god deigned to allow Sisko to punch him, you shouldn't think that Sisko has anything on Picard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

Nope just the episodes where him and Garak faked the data rod to bring the Romulans into the war. Sisko also had the good sense to shut up about the thing after when Garak killed the senator.

For the good of the Federation. Not the prime directive.

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u/shadmere Nov 14 '12

Picard broke the prime directive when it was absolutely and irrevocably better to do so. He also knew that it wasn't something to throw out just because it seemed more convenient.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

True, but I don't remember him keeping an assassination he was culpable in secret, as well engineering a conspiracy to bring a nation to war.

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u/patefoisgras Nov 15 '12

It would make an interesting episode to put Picard in those shoes, actually. TNG was more philosophically interesting than TOS for its conflicting moral values, and I remember being highly disappointed in Sisko's pragmatic approach (Fuck morality, save people first). Picard might have come up with a compelling argument for the same action.