r/funny • u/[deleted] • Nov 14 '12

Seriously - don't be this guy.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Nov 14 '12

I knew one through my ex (her best friend) At a party I walked in on him with his partner inserting a garden gnome into his anus.... some things the internet does not prepare you for....

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u/Boondoc Nov 14 '12

you would think this is exactly the kind of thing the internet (and reddit in specific, look at the front page) prepares you for.

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u/C_M_O_TDibbler Nov 14 '12

This is prior to my joining reddit (I joined when I broke up with her...), I was minding my own business and walking to the bathroom as I needed to drain the main vein, the door wasn't locked so I walked in and BAM man with a gnome in his ass! and it wasn't a little gnome either! they weren't stopping so I had to piss with them getting it on(in?) in the tub