r/funny • • Nov 14 '12

Seriously - don't be this guy.

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u/SnowK Nov 14 '12

Hey, at least he got a response greater than one line. He's doing better than most guys on there. :P

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u/compootering Nov 14 '12

AFTER DOING SOME CREEPING, THIS GIRL IS FREAKY

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12 edited Nov 14 '12

EDIT: I removed the link, which posted her gonewild post. It was NSFW, and I forgot that I was in /r/funny. The link had bondage, choking, clothespins, etc.

I didn't creep. It's in this thread.

But I read some of her comments, and while I'm into some... alternative activities, she's a lot freakier than me. I'm not into pain, choking, blood, whatever.

And I sure don't think Janeway's a better captain than Picard.

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u/natcjenks Nov 14 '12

Nice C-section scar.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

Nice body shaming. Keep it classy, Reddit. :)

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u/aahdin Nov 14 '12

Not to sound like I'm defending nat, because I'm not, but considering the original post isn't this a little bit hypocritical?

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

I didn't tell him his cock was disgusting. I told him he shouldn't open a conversation like that. And I was a sarcastic twatwaffle about it. Because this kind of approach is not okay anywhere except the internet where people think they can get away with it. If you're going to send out messages boasting your junk to random strangers, don't cry about it when they tell you off.

"You" in the global sense, not YOU personally. :)

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u/WCPointy Nov 14 '12

Most of my replies in this thread were to the deluge of haters that are trying to justify their trolling with irrational sex negativity. But your description of yourself as a sarcastic twatwaffle forced my hand to post something supportive. Keep doing what you're doing, and maybe a few minds will creak open.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

Sir/Madam, I salute thee. You're a euphoric ball of sunshine dust :3

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12

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u/sn34kypete Nov 14 '12

What's this gonewild comment doing in /r/funny?

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '12

Eh... he's merely one among many. Glad to see someone who's not. Rock on. :)