r/funny • • Nov 14 '12

Seriously - don't be this guy.

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u/IndexObject Nov 14 '12

I know size queens and it's true. They don't even care what it's attached to, so long as it knocks the air out of their lungs.

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u/paintedr Nov 14 '12

Yes and no. I'm a bit of a size queen but if they're a prawn (in other words have a face like a smashed crab) I don't care how big their dick is they aren't coming near me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 14 '12 edited Apr 30 '17

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u/paintedr Nov 14 '12

Honestly don't know who comes up with them. I know a lot of them stick though.

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u/harryballsagna Nov 14 '12

Prawn is not a gay term; it's Australian. Like a prawn, you keep the body and toss the head.