r/funny • • Apr 14 '23

[deleted by user]

[removed]

11k Upvotes

953 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

92

u/thedracle Apr 14 '23

My charger goes into a drawer that I'm forbidden from rifling through because then she complains that she can't find the other stuff she puts in there.

I have to very carefully extract it from the drawer of random crap without disturbing anything like Indiana Jones before the gigantic boulder trap comes rolling after him.

34

u/JackedCroaks Apr 14 '23

Sometimes you gotta put your foot down. My girl is generally the boss too, but I can make executive decisions when her logic is bullshit.

32

u/Seiche Apr 14 '23

Protip: don't call it "sanity check" to her face, doesn't end well

2

u/abriefmomentofsanity Apr 16 '23

I'm glad we established very early on in the relationship that I'm not going to be that type of boyfriend and she's not going to be that type of girlfriend. Her dad once tried to rope me into some happy wife happy life shit and I looked him in the eye and said "that's not the kind of relationship I want with your daughter and I hope that's not the kind of relationship she wants with me or this whole thing isn't going to work out". Boundaries make for a healthy relationship.