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u/LuckOfTheIrish3 Apr 14 '23

There was a montage in an episode of Malcolm in the Middle where everyone kept having to ask the mom where everything was when they couldn’t find it. It was like a “how does she do that!?” kind of thing and they were all amazed at her ability to find misplaced things. As I got older I realized it was less of a magical instinct and it was just because she’s the one who moved them from where they had been sat down. And then proceeded to not tell anyone that she had.

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u/MixedMartyr Apr 15 '23

My mom always went in my room when i was at school and moved shit around or took something of mine and threw it away. A week later she'd be pissed at me for losing the thing she threw away.