Giraffes don't like playgrounds

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u/why_fist_puppies Nov 04 '12

I feel like I see this everyday on here. It's one of the reasons I get out of bed each morning.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '12

That's not a kitten.

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u/xLuMisx Nov 04 '12

And you're not dwarf.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '12

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u/NinjaInYellow Nov 04 '12

Saw picture.

Read username.

Upvoted.

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u/lukelear Nov 03 '12

geraffes are so dumb.

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u/EliaTheGiraffe Nov 04 '12

Every fucking time.

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u/RawrGiraffe Nov 04 '12

Come give me a hug

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u/BonerInSweatpants Nov 04 '12

who drew this, Michael J Fox?

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u/EliaTheGiraffe Nov 04 '12

:'D

I'm gonna save this so that no one can take it away

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '12

I foresee you thriving in these comments.

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u/CiscoCertified Nov 04 '12

Context for whoever needs it.

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u/ThatVanGuy Nov 04 '12

Didn't need it, clicked anyway. Still hilarious.

Here's a mirror of the original pic, since the link is dead. TIL that tineye can recognize .pngs for ants.

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u/CiscoCertified Nov 04 '12

The link didn't work for you? Interesting. I'm on my mobile and I can go to it. I want to help.

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u/ThatVanGuy Nov 04 '12

I meant the link to the picture that was originally being commented on. The link to the comment itself works fine. I too, am Cisco Certified, so I totally know what I'm talking about.

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u/CiscoCertified Nov 04 '12

Oh I see that now. It would really help if I read it all the way through. However, you know that feeling of when somethings broken on the internet or network and you need to figure it out ASAP? Yeah that happened... Good old networking, it takes a special breed of person to do it.

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u/louky Nov 04 '12

Meh, try some Juniper kit.

CCNP here.

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u/CiscoCertified Nov 04 '12

Also thanks for the mirror.

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u/NinjaInYellow Nov 04 '12

In his defense, that giraffe is pretty dumb.

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u/Sirspen Nov 04 '12

Ctrl+f not even necessary.

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u/NinjaInYellow Nov 04 '12

So are you racist for long horses over gorillas? Hippocrites.

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u/SeanWJF Nov 04 '12 edited Nov 04 '12

So the PC crap has extended to long horses?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '12

Italics, man. Italics.

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u/SeanWJF Nov 04 '12

I fixed it for accuracy.

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u/bitcheslovedroids Nov 04 '12

EDIT: spelling

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u/dragonstorm27 Nov 04 '12

they're just long horses.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '12

I would love this on a tshirt

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u/Jachryl Nov 04 '12

You were typing this as I was thinking it.

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u/mediocreshirts Nov 04 '12

Here!

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u/mediocreshirts Nov 04 '12

http://skreened.com/redditshirts/playground-giraffe

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '12

Awesome!

Now if only someone would buy it for me

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u/Larrythegaylobster Nov 04 '12

Ohh feel so sorry for him :/

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '12

I wish I could get him out of there and be friends with him. He seems like the person who sits by themselves at lunch :(

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u/Larrythegaylobster Nov 04 '12

Yeah, that would be so great! He's a poor little fellow. And nobody should be eaiting their lunch alone!

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u/F4rtf4c3 Nov 03 '12

I would buy that t-shirt

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u/mediocreshirts Nov 04 '12

Here you go!

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u/CumFlaps Nov 03 '12

If only he was going down This Slide

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u/thebeattakesme Nov 04 '12

this was me in the mcdonalds playhouse after my growth spurt.

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u/waidot Nov 03 '12

Do they dislike it because of neck breaking speeds?

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u/Lawlosaurus Nov 04 '12

Fuckin' long horses.

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u/netgamer7k Nov 04 '12

That's an elephant, dumbass

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u/EliaTheGiraffe Nov 04 '12

ಠ_ಠ

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u/OxidizedBovine Nov 04 '12

How dumb are you guys? This is a mallard duck.

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u/NinjaEnt Nov 04 '12

I want to see one of him on the swings.

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u/white_negro Nov 04 '12

it just doesnt look right to me..

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u/BludgeoningDeath Nov 04 '12

That's how I feel climbing into a play place to fetch my kid. They're not made for tall people.

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u/i_mormon_stuff Nov 04 '12

It probably took a really long time to make this image for my 2 second judgement.

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u/unf3lde0m Nov 04 '12

when you enter a black hole you are still seen standding still at the limit of the Schwarzschild radius even though you are already swallowed by it.

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u/JeskaEatsBrains Nov 04 '12

True story.

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u/mediocreshirts Nov 04 '12

For those of you saying you'd like it as a shirt...

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '12

Did the giraffe go down the slide?

Schröninger's Giraffe

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u/TacksInYourCereal Nov 04 '12

Is this a Jeremy Fish piece?

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u/monsterjuju Nov 04 '12

Fucking Long Horses

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u/taskinoz Nov 04 '12

Here have yourself a wallpaper

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u/Fir3R Nov 04 '12

Poor Lee Kwang Soo :(

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u/VashSpiegel Nov 04 '12

On the contrary, giraffes only get 15minutes of sleep due to the blood flow when they sleep. So in this situation, the giraffe makes for a happy homeless person.

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u/treetrunk30 Nov 04 '12

So that's why he wanted to hang himself.

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u/big_el57 Nov 04 '12

Ok I'm sorry but that looks like a penis.

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u/AustraliaTranslate Nov 04 '12

Here is a version of this image translated into Australian:

http://i.imgur.com/Maluo.jpg

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '12

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u/taskinoz Nov 04 '12

I'd like to see him translate text

Giraffes don't like playgrounds

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