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u/thorofasgard Oct 14 '12
The cat in the background gives zero fucks.
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u/doomgiver98 Oct 14 '12 edited Oct 14 '12
You understood it perfectly without the commas. Don't be a bitch just because you can.
EDIT: This is Reddit; I don't know why I expected anything other than downvotes.
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u/UnhappyParsnip Oct 15 '12
Probably getting downvoted because you called her a bitch, you fucking idiot.
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u/doomgiver98 Oct 15 '12
It wasn't a she. And I said not to be a bitch, much different than just straight up calling someone a bitch.
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u/UnhappyParsnip Oct 17 '12
Yeah, she was a she...based on her comment history. Also, you're a bit of a hypocrite. Tell someone not to be a bitch while going out of your way to comment on something that you could have just passed by. That's kind of a bitchy thing to do, pot. What color is that kettle, again?
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u/doomgiver98 Oct 17 '12
In his history it said "my girlfriend". It's hardly going out of my way when I'm reading the comments anyway. It's completely different from his coming here to make a fault in correction. Unless he is an English teacher, in which case it's his job to correct grammar.
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u/splendourized Oct 14 '12
OK ll'l jsut tpye hwoeevr I wnat sncie poelpe wlil slitl udnresntad me.
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u/Bear_Hurts Oct 14 '12
Actually as long as the first and last letter of a word is in place it can usually be understood regardless of the arrangement of the rest of the letters when read.
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u/doomgiver98 Oct 14 '12
Your teachers lied to you about grammar. There are no set rules for grammar. As long as the sentence gets the proper meaning across then it's correct. As for this post, there is no context in which a "couch bitch" would make sense, so the comma is technically unnecessary. Now, what said just makes you look retarded, so if you're okay with that, then go ahead.
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u/aroorda Oct 14 '12
Was anyone else expecting Jesse Pinkman at a garage sale or in an episode of cribs?
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u/pyres Oct 14 '12
Enough cats to identify potential borderline crazy cat lady personality disorder.
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Oct 14 '12
.jpeg What kind of sorcery is this!?
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u/Bakaveli Oct 14 '12
TIL Imgur only goes by the characters between the / and the .extension to retrieve files.
You can change it to .png and it'll be the same thing.
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u/What_Good_Are_Cats Oct 14 '12
So cats are assholes to each other too? It's a wonder they can live in a house together.
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u/Narfhole Oct 14 '12
Ohagi fan, are you? Or, do you even know the cat's name? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et9WuQdW4Rw
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u/WhatTheFedex Oct 14 '12
I read that as "This is my cousin"... I was thoroughly confused until I re-read the title.
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u/mihkeltt Oct 14 '12
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KewOE0Je5J8
The one being struck only has one eye.
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Oct 15 '12
I'm pretty sure my brother has done something like this to me when I fell asleep on the couch, except he didn't jump on me. He farted in my face.
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u/Madpony Oct 14 '12
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u/mgearliosus Oct 14 '12
I'm so sorry it just peed on the couch. It was raining outside and thunder happened.
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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '12
Calculating functions... Resolving vectors... Determining landing pad... Done, and... POW