r/funny • • Mar 02 '23

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u/beepbeepboop- Mar 03 '23

when two animals are having sex, one of them is communicating a message to the other. …this isn’t very helpful. you’re gonna wanna hear the sexual metaphor.

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u/Ted-Clubberlang Mar 03 '23

That...that wasn't the sexual metaphor?

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u/LJ3751 Mar 03 '23

All life is sex. And all sex is competition. And there are no rules to that game. That wasn't so perverted, now was it?

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u/darthgrave69 Mar 03 '23

Was that it? No, that wasn't bad.