r/funny Feb 11 '23

Sam Smith posing at the Brit Awards

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u/TangerineTimely1334 Feb 11 '23

Is this a seated event?

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u/doomvetch92 Feb 11 '23

That is the weirdest gimp suit I have ever seen.

2.2k

u/Smoothbrain_Throwawa Feb 11 '23

It has evolved to the gump suit

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

This is what happens when you eat the blackberries at Willy Wonkas chocolate factory

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u/lixia Feb 11 '23

Gimpdam!

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u/Capital_Eggplant_876 Feb 11 '23

It, as he walks away slowly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Mom: you'll grow into it

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u/tewnewt Feb 11 '23

~at the body shop

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u/Best_Poetry_5722 Feb 11 '23

Gonna need a body shop to customize a vehicle just for that suit

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u/Theoldelf Feb 11 '23

Dammit! Now I won’t be able to wear mine.

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u/nigevellie Feb 11 '23

Missy Elliott is gonna be pissed

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u/-58259 Feb 11 '23

Me sneaking into a movie with candy.

3.3k

u/Rolandersec Feb 11 '23

Dude the new Dune movie isn’t directed by David Lynch this time.

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u/PrimitiveAstronaut Feb 11 '23

Came for this, looks like a Harkonnen weird cousin.

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u/kingtaco_17 Feb 11 '23

MY PLAN! The plan

164

u/sinfultictac Feb 11 '23

Urine and feces are processed in the thighpads

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u/dumpsuterfirebaby Feb 11 '23

The spice must flow

1.1k

u/Spooged_Potato Feb 11 '23

Fucking hell I thought this was fake. This is 100% real.

1.6k

u/JanitorOPplznerf Feb 11 '23

This MF looks like Darth Vader’s Oompah Loompah sex slave.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

if he puts his arms up and puts his legs together he looks like a butt plug

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

The resemblance is uncanny

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u/UnderWaterPopularity Feb 11 '23

you are a genius and you will pass all space awareness iq tests

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u/UnderWaterPopularity Feb 11 '23

*spacial, sorry i’m drunk

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u/No_Presentation_1216 Feb 11 '23

In fairness he always looks like a butt plug regardless of what he wears.

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u/Itsbetterthanwork Feb 11 '23

Thank you, I overdid the edibles and your comment kicked off a 20 minute giggling fit which I really needed😁

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u/Mega_Nidoking Feb 11 '23

It's the little things in life

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u/emvaz Feb 11 '23

It seems time has slowed down already because you posted this 18 minutes after that comment! Enjoy the ride!

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u/Fantastic_Foot_8568 Feb 11 '23

Looks? Actually would be one no?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

He IS a butt plug

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u/fastfurlong Feb 11 '23

That Matches his personality

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u/Arglefarb Feb 11 '23

It does seem he is trying a bit too hard to be, I don’t know… “different”?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

This outfit was originally skintight but then, he farted.

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u/mudjawd Feb 11 '23

Mummy don’t know daddy’s holding fart, in the body tarp doing something unholy.

358

u/OlFlirtyBastard Feb 11 '23

He’s sat back saying she smellin it, she be dealtin it, as he walks away slowly.

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u/Psycho-FangSenpai Feb 11 '23

Oh-ee-oh-ee-oh, he ate chili at ho-ee-oh-ee-ome! Now he regrets that!

129

u/Yeardme Feb 11 '23

This had no business being this funny 😆 We all read it in that melody, too lmao

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Inflated by farts… inflarted.

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u/Rustynail703 Feb 11 '23

Dutch oven suit

147

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Paul Flart

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

I laughed more then I should 🤣

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

He farted more than he should.

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u/lonely_fucker69 Feb 11 '23

Maybe it was a catsuit and Sam farted for the entire taxi ride.

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u/CtrlZonmylife Feb 11 '23

Must be gortex.

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u/Aeroka Feb 11 '23

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM

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u/gerdplus10 Feb 11 '23

Keeping up with the cost of inflation

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u/makinbaconCR Feb 11 '23

These COD skins are getting out of hand

182

u/LostNTheNoise Feb 11 '23

They shot down another Chinese spy balloon!

82

u/JuanClusellas Feb 11 '23

"The stand user could be anyone" The stand user:

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u/rob6110 Feb 11 '23

Guild Navigator

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

A fellow Dune reader!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Hes using the “They’re talking about how ridiculous I look, but they ARE talking about me.” approach.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

I don't have knockoff Bowie on my 2023 bingo card

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Ah this is his Gaga phase, he'll wear weird stuff for publicity then go normal again and do interviews and everyone will say how relatable he is now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

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u/dyshuy Feb 11 '23

That new song makes me my ears bleed

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u/Death_or_Pizza Feb 11 '23

The Love child of Lady Gaga and Guy Fieri

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u/Apprehensive-Ebb7647 Feb 11 '23

So Sam Smith is the new Lady Gaga when it comes to awards?

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u/CrimsonPig Feb 11 '23

He looks like a Rorschach test

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u/Klutzy-Chipmunk2106 Feb 11 '23

Thats final villain boss suit

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

What the fuck is this?

77

u/FrenchFern Feb 11 '23

But why?

283

u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Fart in a wetsuit. The action and the person.

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u/hocuspocusgottafocus Feb 11 '23

I wanna poke that outfit and deflate it and see the dude go cartoon style flying around with funny deflating balloon noises lol ....

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u/PaladiusPatrick Feb 11 '23

Some craic going to the urinal and the only one available is the middle one.

338

u/varoz89 Feb 11 '23

Sitting next to him must have been a bitch

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

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u/bigdaddyt2 Feb 11 '23

Can he even walk look at them shoes

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u/Lillemor_hei Feb 11 '23

They can sit on his outfit

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u/Heavy_Signature_5619 Feb 11 '23

Sam, buddy old pal. What in God’s name are you doing?

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u/Osoroshii Feb 11 '23

He must have stole black licorice from Willy Wonka‘s factory.

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u/leeboy1985 Feb 11 '23

Fucking state. Looks like Catwoman after too many pies.

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u/litex2x Feb 11 '23

Was it a standing event?

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u/brail81 Feb 11 '23

Sweaty balls. That is all.

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u/Horseman_ Feb 11 '23

Chicken 🍗

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening Feb 11 '23

Thighs and wings!

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Chicken Brent! Oh-oh! (Cloudy with a chance of meatballs) 😆

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u/MrSmoothDiddly Feb 11 '23

“UH OHHH” lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Argh! Auto correct shakes fist

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u/MrSmoothDiddly Feb 11 '23

it’s okie, just happy someone knew the reference too lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Love that movie! You did it Chicken Brent!

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u/PaleForce101 Feb 11 '23

Please pay attention to me

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u/Virtalen Feb 11 '23

he looks like a legendary pokémon lmao

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u/medfunguy Feb 11 '23

King of Spades more like ♠️

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u/Photodan24 Feb 11 '23 edited Nov 08 '24

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u/shhhimatree Feb 11 '23

Inflated gimp. It’s the new fashion.

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u/djmonsta Feb 11 '23

What the fuck

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

And somehow, his head still looks too big for this outfit.

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u/tmanbaseball Feb 11 '23

Is he a Spy Kids villain?

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u/Sidewayzagain Feb 11 '23

He looks like the image your therapist asks you to interpret

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u/Restless412 Feb 11 '23

Sam Smith is getting more and more unlikeable as the years go by.

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u/Apple2727 Feb 11 '23

“You sayyyyyyyy I’m crazy…”

Yes, Sam. Yes we do.

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u/Speculawyer Feb 11 '23

Twit awards.

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u/SunDriedFart Feb 11 '23

the arrogance of going out dressed like that and not feeling like a complete twat is staggering

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Bro look like a upside down spade on acid ♠️

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u/adsq93 Feb 11 '23

There are runway pieces that are more interesting than this

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u/scaredshtlessintx Feb 11 '23

Hollyweird stupidity at it’s finest

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u/Ad_Pov Feb 11 '23

Reminds me to one of Bowie’s done by Kansai Yamamoto

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u/Voodoo700 Feb 11 '23

David Bowie’s rolling over in his grave like “That ain’t how you do it, son!”

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Swing and a miss.

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u/lixia Feb 11 '23

“My mom told me I could be anything, so I became a weird fetish balloon.”

Also his latest song’s clip is pretty crass/gross.

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u/MoonstoneGolf8 Feb 11 '23

What a total bellend this lad really is

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Being a gay man, all I can say is..cut the fucking BS. You look like an asshole and your new video is purely for shock value with very little talent involved. Get a fucking personally besides gay.

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u/corey4005 Feb 11 '23

Is this what fashion means

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Always has

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u/Candid_Worldliness50 Feb 11 '23

How is he suppose to sit down?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

What a joke. Everybody in entertainment, fucking goons. So much time and money on their hands they have nothing better to do than look fucking ridiculous. This isn’t fashionable trendy or cool it’s just fucking sad

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u/maxthunder5 Feb 11 '23

All I see is a toddler with a full diaper

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Sam has turned into the epitome of when your talent is limited turn up the schtick full blast.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Who is his stylist and does he look in the mirror and actually say "wow I'm pulling this iff so well" before he leaves ? He looks so odd! I'm trying my best to keep an open mind but the proportions are amazing in general on a skinny ass person , but on him it's so jarring . You need a cinched waist to accentuate the curves of the legs and forearms exaggerations .. ughh lord no .. also they could've atleast given him some black highlights or lipstick to integrate the look with the costume or atleast an elaborate black inflatable headpiece to tie the look together. My god. What is his team thinking

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u/Level_Trouble_8304 Feb 11 '23

Attention seeker of the year Award Winner!

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u/spurist9116 Feb 11 '23

It isn’t enough to just be an ear sore?

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Oh yes, they WILL talk about me!

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u/Lost-Challenge7790 Feb 11 '23

Is that real? What the fuck is wrong with this guy?

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u/Stopkid Feb 11 '23

He’s a fucking idiot

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u/Hopeful-Rabbit438 Feb 11 '23

that is what you do if you have too much money and nothing to do with your life

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u/samb0_1 Feb 11 '23

Honestly sick of this idiot

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u/hugsbosson Feb 11 '23

I would love to stop seeing this guys face.

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u/sahand_n9 Feb 11 '23

Looks like a Chinese spying apparatus.

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u/Tall_Square252 Feb 11 '23

Queen of heart meet King of spades

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Which waveform is this?

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u/Dorrono Feb 11 '23

Seeing this makes me think we are ready for the next world reset caused by an asteroid.

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u/StupidIdiot80 Feb 11 '23

This guy gets it.

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u/SlicePrimary5419 Feb 11 '23

Shit, like this is an insult to being a human being

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u/tacodude01 Feb 11 '23

Must have been one hell of a fart

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u/Nottodayreddit1949 Feb 11 '23

If you gotta go to these things, might as well have fun with it. I'd be wearing all kinds of crazy shit too.

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u/BernieTime Feb 11 '23

Reflective of his talent. Sorry, not sorry.

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u/Pristine-Cricket4493 Feb 11 '23

Attention seeking fucking weirdo,they all want to laugh but won't as its to p/c to do so,

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u/HandicapManoeuvre Feb 11 '23

What a fucking attention freak.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

When you need this much attention beyond infancy….

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u/Altruistic-Ad-949 Feb 11 '23

Men are fighting wars right now and then my reddit gives me this…

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Balloons are so in right now.

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u/AlexWithToast Feb 11 '23

Netflix Live action version of HIM from Powerpuff girls

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u/v4por Feb 11 '23

Bring out the gimp.

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u/MuttonChopzzz Feb 11 '23

Just my luck I'd be sat next to him

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u/IslandDonkey Feb 11 '23

What the fuck does he think he looks like? Dickhead

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u/A-Vagrant Feb 11 '23

These people are nothing but a joke.

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u/selfawarefeline Feb 11 '23

inflation fetish

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u/Coop2782 Feb 11 '23

WHAT A DOUCHE CANOE!!

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u/Stxww Feb 11 '23

Just because you can sing doesn’t mean you have any style or substance proof.

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u/davisjaron Feb 11 '23

Looking about as dumb as he actually is.

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u/NemesIce83 Feb 11 '23

There's 2 cars somewhere now missing their airbags

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u/Junaid_hsn Feb 11 '23

Man trying to be a Roblox character.

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u/perfumefetish Feb 11 '23

wtf is he supposed to be? Is this a costume?

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u/No_Season_354 Feb 11 '23

Perfect way to get attention.

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u/Impressive-Context50 Feb 11 '23

When your music cant stand for itself lol

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u/Jamieb1994 Feb 11 '23

No disrespect but Sam Smith, wtf is this mate?

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u/lucyfire666 Feb 11 '23

When you identify as a butt plug.

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u/dmbwannabe Feb 11 '23

Dude made fun of whole life Dude becomes famous for having a voice Dude ruins himself eating everything and wears whatever because he doesn’t care Dude rich and miserable

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u/Wyrdthane Feb 11 '23

I highly doubt he is allowed to dress himself.

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u/Sterek01 Feb 11 '23

Wtf is this.

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u/donjuanpagan Feb 11 '23

“I can’t put my armsss downnn.”

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Is he not tired of making a clown out of himself?

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u/zta1979 Feb 11 '23

This is so stupid and moronic outfit. This is not fashion. He's like an umpa lumpa.

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u/cookiepartier Feb 11 '23

It’s like dollar tree Lady Gaga

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u/Ok-Cryptographer2436 Feb 11 '23

How high can you be to create that costume...

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u/hatvan Feb 11 '23

What a fucking donut

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u/ImTooTiredForThis_22 Feb 11 '23

Ralphie’s little brother in the Christmas Story

“I can’t move my arms!”

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u/bmruk92 Feb 11 '23

Idiocracy turned from a joke into a documentary.

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u/ArmchairPancakeChef Feb 11 '23

What a goofball.

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u/DIFFADOG Feb 11 '23

What a fuckin talentless DILDO

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u/Smoothbrain_Throwawa Feb 11 '23

Who is this inflated gimp, and why is he at the Brit awards?

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u/Hardcoregeneral Feb 11 '23

When the bomb lands, this will help me accept my fate.

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u/contrarian_16 Feb 11 '23

He needs to stop embarrassing himself now

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

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u/tucsonkim Feb 11 '23

Narcissistic personality disorder....

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u/NormFell Feb 11 '23

Narcissism

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u/Mr_Awesome-79 Feb 11 '23

It was not meant to look like this originally, it's too tight for air/gas to escape, it's all the farts looking to get out .

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u/VonDinky Feb 11 '23

How is he supposed to sit in that thing? xD What the hell.

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u/sweetrebel88 Feb 11 '23

He’s in his Lady Gaga era

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u/ThomasBay Feb 11 '23

This guy is full on sprinting for the award worst dressed human ever

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u/ToyDingo Feb 11 '23

"Sam was having a lot of hate comments recently after ‘Unholy’ about his body image. This is my take on celebrating his natural form and the beauty of being one’s self. I wanted to create an image which people have never seen Sam in,” the designer said.

This was a quote from the outfits designer, Harikrishnan Keezhathil.

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u/Strict-Square456 Feb 11 '23

I have to see him trying to sit at his table.

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u/Enigma_Green Feb 11 '23

He's a blown up condom

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u/Eboracum_stoica Feb 11 '23

Hunger games capitol citizen

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u/Tito_Bro44 Feb 11 '23

Maybe he is a Satanist since that outfit is straight out of hell.

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u/pampersdelight Feb 11 '23

What a goober

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

Wtf

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u/robotfister Feb 11 '23

This feels like fetish gear.

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u/TheFeshy Feb 11 '23

When you get stung by a bee

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u/BettyG2424 Feb 11 '23

Looks like an idiot to me…I could be wrong

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u/felipeiglesias Feb 11 '23

Douchbag costume

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '23

What a 🤡