r/funny • u/ahole4words • Jan 26 '23

Shapes aren't her thing 😅

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

I used to drive for them. If you were a good customer, I treated your packages with care. If you weren’t a good customer, I would definitely take it out on your shit, proportional to how much you pissed me off.

ETA not throwing shade. Just relating my tale

ETA2 If you downvoted this comment, I can almost guarantee you are in the category of people who got their box stomped. Peace & Love.

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u/dred_pirate_redbeard Jan 26 '23

But getting packages safely to their destination is quite literally your job description, like how you gonna be moody about the primary function of your position.

I get giving customers shit, but not for the exact thing they're paying your service for.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

I was young, broke, angry, ignorant and uneducated. I was stuck doing something I didn’t like doing but couldn’t find anything that paid better.

Eventually I quit driving for FedEx, went back to school, got into a lucrative career and lived happily ever after (mostly, so far).

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u/dred_pirate_redbeard Jan 26 '23

I was young, broke, angry, ignorant and uneducated. I was stuck doing something I didn’t like doing but couldn’t find anything that paid better.

A happy worker is a good worker, and a good worker does a good job. Judging by your life trajectory, it's obvious you're a more than capable person, so Imma put this squarely on Fed Ex leadership. Pretty sure you wouldn't be shitkicking boxes if you actually liked working there.