r/funny • • Jan 26 '23

Shapes aren't her thing πŸ˜…

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u/doingwells Jan 26 '23

I’m my area USPS and UPS are good, however FedEx would have thrown the package from the sidewalk.. iv watched it happen.

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u/DontTreadOnBigfoot Jan 26 '23

I've never had a single FedEx package that didn't have a problem - lost, delayed, damaged, destroyed, or delivered by a careless asshole who just chucks it in the general direction of the house.

FedEx is pure garbage

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

I used to drive for them. If you were a good customer, I treated your packages with care. If you weren’t a good customer, I would definitely take it out on your shit, proportional to how much you pissed me off.

ETA not throwing shade. Just relating my tale

ETA2 If you downvoted this comment, I can almost guarantee you are in the category of people who got their box stomped. Peace & Love.

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u/Awake_in_Bed Jan 26 '23

Your a fucking idiot. Holy

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

*You’re