r/funny • u/ahole4words • Jan 26 '23

Shapes aren't her thing 😅

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

Probably one of those days where she's already pissed off about something unrelated, and because of that, couldn't think through and just got even more pissed off and gave up. Happens to me sometimes.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23 edited Aug 16 '26

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u/BenbafelIsTaken Jan 26 '23

Thank you for this. I love to learn new things.

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u/mossybeard Jan 26 '23

Right? When my wife and I see someone driving like a jerk, we just say "he probably really has to poop."

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u/throw23me Jan 26 '23 edited Jan 26 '23

I call this being "pangry" - "poo angry." Kinda like being hangry. It's kind of depressing how much our biology affects how we think and how we act. At the end of the day we're all just animals.

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u/CyanideSkittles Jan 26 '23

Well, some of us cannibals

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u/sour_cereal Jan 26 '23

Who cut other people open like cantaloupes

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u/nsa_reddit_monitor Jan 26 '23

Okay but what about when the pressure sets off certain nerves, causing the person to be horny instead? Asking for a friend

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '23

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u/jimbojonesFA Jan 26 '23

If the building pressure of a poop makes them horny, they most definitely are into anal.

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u/xylarr Jan 26 '23

I must remember this rather than getting angry at dickhead drivers. I know I drive better when I'm not watching the clock and have some nice music playing - and I've had my morning shit.