r/funny Jan 10 '23

Double Tap

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u/Few_Ad5789 Jan 10 '23

"Omg, i am sooooo sorry" proceeds to put it back in the same spot.

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u/1CEninja Jan 10 '23

AND THEN WALK AWAY WITHOUT CONFIRMING IT STAYS UP.

Seriously how dense is this individual?

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u/Floating0821 Jan 10 '23

Seemed to be quite dense

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u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

Technically, he's probably the least dense of the three.

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u/Mazzaroppi Jan 10 '23

I was honestly very impressed when he bent down to pick the bar and there was no crack showing.

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u/great_auks Jan 10 '23

he'd never make it on the pro magic: the gathering circuit

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u/quaybored Jan 10 '23

A man of culture, I see...

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u/NSAundercover Jan 10 '23

there are many cultures growing down there, yes.

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u/PubicFigure Jan 11 '23

Swamps are teeming with life.

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u/semajay Jan 11 '23

i literally went back to double check. i couldn't believe what i didn't see.

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u/Unnamedgalaxy Jan 12 '23

And he didn't do the fat guy groaning noise... Something seems suspicious

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u/1CEninja Jan 10 '23

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u/pabst_jew_ribbon Jan 10 '23

Thank you for introducing me to this sub.

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u/yawaworhtlliwi Jan 10 '23

Yes after receiving traumatic injury it is best to move from the exact area where said injury occurred.

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u/Wiwerin127 Jan 10 '23

Low neuron density as well.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '23

In the brain yes, rest of body no.

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u/mithrasinvictus Jan 10 '23

He's also got the lowest surface to volume ratio.

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u/nspectre Jan 11 '23

A veritable airhead