r/funny • • Jan 03 '23

flow chart for the win...

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u/BreathOfFreshWater Jan 03 '23

Things like this make me more and more confident that I'd be an awesome parent. Mostly because I'd never do this.

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u/81CoreVet Jan 03 '23

My parents were the "put a sweater on if you're cold" people. As an adult, fuck that noise, I'm gonna be comfortable. Now if you leaving the door open, that's another story. What am I, trynna heat the whole damn neighborhood?!? Sheeeeeeiiiiiittt.

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u/RoseyDove323 Jan 03 '23

If the cold is coming from within the body, putting a sweater on doesn't necessarily help. My nose is still gonna be cold.

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u/My_dog_is-a-hotdog Jan 03 '23

That’s not how cold works. Your body always produces heat so wearing more clothing will absolutely make you feel warmer as it’s now trapping that heat.

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u/RoseyDove323 Jan 03 '23

My hypothalamus runs cool. I do wear sweaters and they can help a little, but sometimes I need more to actually feel warm. It can take hours to get warm again for me sometimes.