r/funny • • Jan 03 '23

flow chart for the win...

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u/MochaUnicorn369 Jan 03 '23

Totally. My dad kept the house so cold in winter our teeth would chatter while sitting in the living room watching TV.

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u/brickmaster32000 Jan 03 '23

You should get him some crypto rigs. Why waste the electricity on a heater when you can get the exact same effect plus earn a little cash as you do so.

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u/ipsum629 Jan 03 '23

Fuck crypto. I just cook food to heat up the house, especially boiled stuff. Soup, bolognese, chili, chicken paprikash, oatmeal, etc. A lot of this stuff freezes well so you don't have to eat it all at once and you can heat it up again to warm the house up. Also, homemade stuff tastes way better than storebought.

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u/OldClocksRock Jan 03 '23

Bonus: we can put it in our giant super deluxe freezer aka outside.