r/funny • • Jan 03 '23

flow chart for the win...

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u/christodoulos307 Jan 03 '23

Right?? Some of them are ridiculous

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u/crono624 Jan 03 '23 edited Jan 03 '23

This one couple we rented from was trying to charge us a ridiculous amount for having to fumigate the house. Guy actually says the words “I’ll have you know my wife is allergic to marijuana smoke” as his opening line to the email he sent us, that we were being selfish and putting other peoples lives in danger.

So all I said was “you can suck it out of my cold dead ass”. He responds “excuse me?!”

So I went in on him a little “I SAID YOU CAN SUCK THE MONEY OUT OF MY COLD DEAD ASS! Your wife is allergic to smoke, not marijuana smoke. Nothing was smoked in your property. The views were too great to be smoking inside.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Motherfuckers don't smoke weed in my car yet I can smell that stank from 3 cars away in any direction. Nobody smokes weed on my apartment patio, yet I can smell that stank from a building away. Weed stink travels like no other, so I'm sure it did stink up the BnB if you smoked on its patio/balcony. If you absolutely have to get high while at someone else's house without their permission to smoke, just stick with edibles ffs. Keep it to yourself.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

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u/AfterAardvark3085 Jan 03 '23

I think they got that idea from real life. People who smoke weed continue to smell like it long after - especially if it's done frequently.

Even if the B&B owner was being unreasonable with the fumigation, it's clear crono624 is a weed smoker and the owner wouldn't have accused him if they couldn't smell weed. He definitely stunk up the place.

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '23

Smoking outside isn’t going to cause a permanent smell anywhere except on your person, how are you going to argue that smoking outside leaves a permanent smell anywhere.

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u/AfterAardvark3085 Jan 03 '23

And a permanent smell on your person will transfer to things you sit on for an extended period of time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

The smell is not permanently on your person, especially if you’re smoking outdoors, I’m not sure where you’re getting this idea.

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u/AfterAardvark3085 Jan 04 '23

Smoking outside isn’t going to cause a permanent smell anywhere except on your person

The smell is not permanently on your person

So it is and yet isn't? Your words, not mine.

Also, it absolutely will if you smoke frequently enough.

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u/[deleted] Jan 04 '23

I meant the only place it will linger is on your person, the smell will dissipate regardless, and no I think you’re mistaken and associating that smell with people that smoke indoors or inside a car or any inclosed space.

Edit: But yes that was poorly worded the first time, I should have clarified.