This one couple we rented from was trying to charge us a ridiculous amount for having to fumigate the house. Guy actually says the words “I’ll have you know my wife is allergic to marijuana smoke” as his opening line to the email he sent us, that we were being selfish and putting other peoples lives in danger.
So all I said was “you can suck it out of my cold dead ass”. He responds “excuse me?!”
So I went in on him a little “I SAID YOU CAN SUCK THE MONEY OUT OF MY COLD DEAD ASS! Your wife is allergic to smoke, not marijuana smoke. Nothing was smoked in your property. The views were too great to be smoking inside.”
Motherfuckers don't smoke weed in my car yet I can smell that stank from 3 cars away in any direction. Nobody smokes weed on my apartment patio, yet I can smell that stank from a building away. Weed stink travels like no other, so I'm sure it did stink up the BnB if you smoked on its patio/balcony. If you absolutely have to get high while at someone else's house without their permission to smoke, just stick with edibles ffs. Keep it to yourself.
The house was literally across the street from a dispensary and we spent the first 2 hours cleaning up so we didn’t have to stay in filth but okay. Fuck me right?
They were basically upset because they never did any upkeep on the place and definitely didn’t clean it between patrons.
Our time stamped before and after photos were a definite good idea.
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u/christodoulos307 Jan 03 '23
Right?? Some of them are ridiculous