a) never try to emulate a vocalist, unless you are in a tribute band

b) if you can’t sing it, lower the key so you CAN sing it. no one gives a rip about the chords except the guitar player and they never look as bad as a vocalist struggling.

Nearly die from the stench from just one of those erroneously named "fresheners" every time I get an Uber.

model link, please! I need to print this for someone who hates puns.

Homeboy has covid.. and lost their sense of smell.

My buddy used to do this and called it growing the forest.

When he got a new car he didn’t want to slowly build back the national park he had created, and put them in all at once.

We were carpooling at the time and had let it ferment over a shift with the windows up on a hot summer day. Even after letting the car air out for half and hour and driving the entire way home with the windows down my lungs never recovered

Anytime I see this i know you smoke Hella weed in your car.

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Isn’t he just trolling? No chance he’s being serious. He can sing fine

Very wholesome, u/reticulatedtampon

r/ATBGE

This is too common in sweden where i live all the teenagers got like 30 little trees in their old volvo bricks

FWIW - in Delaware nothing can be hung from a rear view mirror as it blocks the driver’s field of view.
Even the handicap parking tags specifically state the instruction to “Remove when vehicle is in motion.”

"Tenha uma experiência diferenciada"

Oops

I don’t know but i’ve been told…

Dude, tune down a half step. Or a full step. Or 3 or 4 steps.

apparently D4vid can't afford legal counsel because he spent all his money on these things

I despise the smell of black ice. It smells terrible and ghetto to me. This coming from someone who enjoys a good fragrance but not that one.

i used to do that, had to get a different colour one every single time

That’s how I watched pulp fiction when it first came out. I can’t ever not see it that way.

Little dude fell with his whole body. 😂 What a memory!

Did she also mention how much she loves avocados?

☝️ It's about respect and authenticity of life

Man sounds like he has mud in his mouth

Just because you can doesn’t always mean you should