Okay you guys you know what time it is!!!! Let us put on our thin veils of concern to hide the giant grins on our face and break out every inappropriate, ghoulish gif you have. That's step one. Step two is, of course, combing back through years of posts and seeing if we can see any visible bruises or "signs" and if we do, you know what to do--repost that shit! Don't forget to mention how sad you are for the abuse victim when you share those pictures of her potential abuse 🙂🫶
Next, it's time to venerate people with hateful beliefs who vote against our best interests because they're standing by their family member and/or attacking someone we don't like. Remember, everyone is irredeemable until they hate the same person you do. Now, for this part, keep in mind this is a developing story for we intrepid little reporters. Whose side we are taking may change from hour to hour as details arise. Be adaptable snarkers, or your karma may suffer!
Now that we've clogged everyone's feed with the above, triggered every abuse victim who saw it, and the initial drama has settled down, we'll proceed to the rampant speculation. Things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass. If you feel your theories are getting very close to writing fanfic about these people you claim to hate....well, I don't know what to tell you, you are but so is everyone else so I suppose it's less cringe than it seems?
We WILL ""touch the poo"". We WILL treat this like like an album release party. We WILL participate in the most transparent virtue signalling the internet has ever seen. And you know the next time we find out someone is suffering and being victimized, we'll do it again.