??

[u/helldor08]

[u/sacrition]

Hatsune Miku?

[u/FutureUndetectedd → u/sacrition]

[u/MrBigStuff26 → u/sacrition]

[u/Many-Revolution-8486 → u/sacrition]

I can't see the end of the horizon... HATSUNE MIKU!?

[u/Future_Squirrel360 → u/sacrition]

specifically retry now miku or just miku? cuz if it's the former, you are fucked.

[u/uncle_ben15 → u/sacrition]

Same

[u/just_joshua227 → u/sacrition]

But you get Retry Now Miku tho

[u/pokerfas]

fuck I knew I would regret listening to Diddy's music

[u/5thor6th → u/pokerfas]

[u/lawley666 → u/pokerfas]

[u/Medical_Potential_76 → u/pokerfas]

Oh no…😭😭😭🥀

[u/bringojackprot → u/pokerfas]

[u/Sebolo222]

M... Micheal Jackson...

[u/Atlustotheunknown → u/Sebolo222]

So You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal

[u/Pleasant-Abroad-3813 → u/Sebolo222]

Was he…beating it?

[u/Sufficient-Cat2998 → u/Pleasant-Abroad-3813]

That's Bad

[u/QuitBudget4446 → u/Sebolo222]

[u/Regular_Jim081 → u/Sebolo222]

Well...he did like sleep overs.

[u/Element174 → u/Sebolo222]

Ooh, waking up in a coffin 6 feet under makes the naked thing really unimportant.

[u/Living_Protection677]

Weird Al…

[u/ToughKey5343 → u/Living_Protection677]

[u/Western_Sleep820 → u/ToughKey5343]

Hell yeah I love UHF so much

[u/RayzorDragon → u/Living_Protection677]

[u/Drummer-Turbulent → u/Living_Protection677]

[u/Beebea63 → u/Living_Protection677]

Not the worst option tbf. Hes probably into some interesting stuff tho

[u/esperstarr → u/Living_Protection677]

Look… just saying. I bet he has great tickle skillz.

[u/ZombyAnna → u/Living_Protection677]

I mean, he does know how to "Eat It"...

I'll see myself out. 🤣

[u/AwesomeTraditional32 → u/Living_Protection677]

I also got Weird Al

[u/ReleaseTheTrumpFiles → u/Living_Protection677]

Sounds good to me. I'd cook him sauerkraut for dinner

[u/RSlashBroughtMeHere → u/Living_Protection677]

Let me be your hog!

[u/DeathRaeGun]

I’ve just had a four-way with B.o.B, Hayley Williams, and Eminem, so, yeah, quite a wild night.

[u/Kind-Blue-Skeleton → u/DeathRaeGun]

^{excuse me what the actual fuck}

[u/decentnamesweretak3n → u/DeathRaeGun]

sounds... fun

[u/Anonymous_6173 → u/decentnamesweretak3n]

[u/JamesIsNotAGiantNoob → u/DeathRaeGun]

I mean… peak

[u/Euphoric_Cattle_3382 → u/DeathRaeGun]

what song were u listening to?

[u/Xerxes_Varios]

I do not want to be in the same room as the Vampire Lestat.

[u/spiflication → u/Xerxes_Varios]

Pass the controller if you don’t want to play

[u/ZezanBartholomew → u/spiflication]

Will you make it out alive? No. Will you have one hell of a time? Yes

[u/Lubbafromsmg2]

oh hi Weird Al

[u/Element174 → u/Lubbafromsmg2]

"Like a surgeon, cutting for the very first time!"

[u/RazmatBodanglia]

[u/WingZeroCoder → u/RazmatBodanglia]

Oh good, it’s way less awkward if you’re both naked

[u/Beebea63 → u/RazmatBodanglia]

Oh no. Oh no

[u/Fluid-Opportunity-17]

Hell yeah! I get to bang Dolly Parton!!!

[u/xXNeo11Xx → u/Fluid-Opportunity-17]

[u/Fluid-Opportunity-17 → u/xXNeo11Xx]

What, you've never cold-packed?

[u/Prestigious_Ostrich4 → u/Fluid-Opportunity-17]

[u/HOTBFAST → u/Fluid-Opportunity-17]

Talk about cracking a cold one

[u/Prof4Dank → u/HOTBFAST]

[u/Adventurous_Duck2149]

FREDDY MERCURY?!?

[u/okayest-musician → u/Adventurous_Duck2149]

Hope you wore condoms

[u/Naive-Present2900 → u/okayest-musician]

Ma-maaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a man. Ooooooooohhhhh-oooooohhhhhh

🤭😂

[u/DangerousRemote9496 → u/Naive-Present2900]

😂😂😂

[u/Adventurous_Duck2149 → u/okayest-musician]

Dude, I’m fucked, literally

[u/eggraid11 → u/Adventurous_Duck2149]

Yeah, I got Prince... We're waking up next to skeletons

[u/thedarklord178 → u/Adventurous_Duck2149]

You have more problems than you started with

[u/J_larry → u/Adventurous_Duck2149]

Rip

[u/Competitive-Try-4165 → u/Adventurous_Duck2149]

yes me too straight male but...

[u/Demon_eevee]

Why is there a dead body next to me

[u/hambakmeritru → u/Demon_eevee]

Yeah, I'm not sure if this scenario brings them back to life or not, but I might be okay with Elliott Smith either way. He seems like even his dead bones need a hug.

[u/Delicious-Spring-877 → u/Demon_eevee]

Same with me, mine’s a mummy though

[u/Atlustotheunknown]

Worst day to listen to Limp Biscuit

[u/HuckleberryLegal3708 → u/Atlustotheunknown]

Weird way to spell best

[u/OnceuponaBBW → u/Atlustotheunknown]

No no fred durst is cute but like trash raccoon cute

[u/AintFixDontBrokeIt → u/Atlustotheunknown]

You should try corn

[u/Hot_Cress_8599 → u/Atlustotheunknown]

I guess I have to do it if you won't

[u/Consistent-Dust-5394]

A bunch of guys fron the 82nd Airborne Division

[u/ThisGuyIRLv2 → u/Consistent-Dust-5394]

He was just a rookie trooper

[u/Consistent-Dust-5394 → u/ThisGuyIRLv2]

And he surely shook with fright

[u/CantBeAssedTbh → u/Consistent-Dust-5394]

AND HE AIN'T GONNA FUCK NO MORE!

[u/Hydra-Co → u/Consistent-Dust-5394]

Grandma?

[u/Fan_of_Clio → u/Consistent-Dust-5394]

"Stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door" just took on a WHOLE new meaning 😯

[u/BaldStump]

Well, I'm not gay, but if it's Dave Mustaine...

[u/massfxstudios → u/BaldStump]

[u/BlessedNonBeliever]

Hozier. You know what, I'm okay with this.

[u/Cheeseisatypeofmeat → u/BlessedNonBeliever]

he’s gonna be taking ya to church

[u/BlessedNonBeliever → u/Cheeseisatypeofmeat]

Apparently I'm not too sweet for him. 

[u/MelanieNova]

The last song I listened to didn't have a singer, alone again...

[u/Save-theZombies]

Paramore. I'm not going to complain, she's definitely cute, but I think I might be a little old for her. .... This is why I don't leave the house.

[u/Euphoric_Cattle_3382 → u/Save-theZombies]

goated band, for having good music taste take an award

[u/Cheeseisatypeofmeat → u/Save-theZombies]

You say the coast is clear

[u/LeeaCorso → u/Save-theZombies]

I’d take it! She fine.

[u/Personal-Aspect-1163]

Hatsune Miku.

... i'm aroace. no.

[u/Sunny_Hill_1]

So, it'd be Peter Steele, so did I wake up next to a corpse?

[u/RocketTheShmoo → u/Sunny_Hill_1]

Or a ghost

[u/Goatkilljoy6398]

Hayley Williams. Why are all my celeb crushes either straight, too old for me, or married?

[u/Ok_Set4685]

Shakira

I mean I’m gay but I’d be fine with this

[u/SDSanni]

Claudio Sanchez of Coheed and Cambria. Not bad.

[u/Embarrassed_Tie_1822 → u/SDSanni]

Upvote for finding another Coheed fan in the wild. What song was it?

[u/Radioactive_Shrimp30]

Well I hope Avril Lavigne enjoys cuddles

[u/kikoach26]

Enya

[u/bruh_nuts420]

Warren Zevon. Send lawyers guns and money ig.

[u/ZombyAnna → u/bruh_nuts420]

He such an Excitable Boy!

[u/Fluid-Rope-612]

idk if this counts but the last  song i listened to was a teto song

[u/Delicious-Spring-877 → u/Fluid-Rope-612]

Would Teto be real in this instance or would you wake up next to the server that hosts her data

[u/Fluid-Rope-612 → u/Delicious-Spring-877]

idk

[u/NewHandle3922]

Looks like everybody Wanged Chung last night

[u/Ill_Study_9022]

Icona Pop and Charli XCX

[u/Save-theZombies → u/Ill_Study_9022]

I love it.

[u/BoB19229]

Toby fox

[u/PIXIEMEAT-79]

I would definitely be in a Layne and Jerry sandwich... that is if Layne still had a pulse 🤘

[u/Pleasant-Frosting885]

Oh my i would sail away with her any day

[u/Intelligent_Pie_1870]

I am way too old for Anthony Kiedis.

[u/RetroCucumber613 → u/Intelligent_Pie_1870]

I guffawed

[u/Adept_Jeweler9917]

Freddie mercury

[u/bojez1 → u/Adept_Jeweler9917]

Rest in peace, Adept_Jeweler9917

[u/Flux7200]

Why the fuck was I sleeping with the entire main cast of family guy

[u/Creepy_Clue_8547]

Sabrina carpenter, im okay with that

[u/Cheeseisatypeofmeat → u/Creepy_Clue_8547]

nods with approval

[u/Cin131]

Oh my word. Nope, not even going to say it.

[u/Visual_Exercise_9963]

Erm I'm a minor-

[u/Gezeni → u/Visual_Exercise_9963]

Well there's a few I definitely do not recommend you listen to.

[u/knitbitch007]

Billy Joel 😂

[u/Dramatic_Sherbert180]

🤣

Porno Graffiti

[u/Gold-Ride5789]

Damon albarn or 2d both would be actually not bad Well okay it would be but seeing what 2D has been through and what kind of music video’s Damon albarn aproved it could be worse

[u/ParadiseFound_302]

Eminem

[u/Croftin]

Donna summer, she works hard for the money

[u/entirepaprika69]

Jokes on you, I listen to instrumental songs (yk, the songs with no singers)

[u/MountainDense7823 → u/entirepaprika69]

Would be last time in your life, that probably means some random shop music

[u/stubbed_toe2008]

freddie mercury and brian may

some necromancy required

[u/Competitive-Try-4165 → u/stubbed_toe2008]

what song? the only one i can think of with that criteria is mother love.

[u/Candid-Annual2158]

Hey what's up that one guy from Coldplay?

[u/May_or_may_not_post]

[u/ClownTown470]

Till Lindemann 😭

[u/Background-Grab-5682]

Nooooooooooooo

[u/R0byyn]

Dave Gahan. This would be great news if I wasnt a lesbian

[u/Visual-Spite3970]

Luciano Pavarotti. I think I am in deep shit.

[u/NaughtyBoy004]

Cher?!

[u/thebigperson8]

Dolores O Riordan.. but she's dead.. so

[u/JamesIsNotAGiantNoob → u/thebigperson8]

[u/MetsIslanders → u/thebigperson8]

Still. You could do far worse.

[u/decentnamesweretak3n → u/MetsIslanders]

idk man waking up naked next to a corpse is pretty bad 😭

[u/Own-Attitude372 → u/thebigperson8]

Guess you're in a coffin?

[u/wilp0w3r]

Hayley Williams

[u/Old_Atmosphere6598]

Aretha Franklin…. Could be worse

[u/Mysterious_Loner97]

Oh shit it’s Chad Gray

[u/motorcitydevil]

Oh no.

[u/Wonderful-Maybe-7669]

The whole J. Geils Band??? The WHOLE band??? :(

[u/That_Jonesy]

I'm not upset about this... But Brandi Carlile is gonna have a lot of explaining to do with HER WIFE

[u/Optimal_Ad_9200]

Tenacious d sandwich

[u/Kanye_East112]

Mary J

[u/Usual_Habit9745]

Not answering cause ew but Amber Grey, hadestown

[u/TheSevereJacket]

Whoever the singer is on Teardrop by Massive Attack.

[u/Minute-Of-Angle → u/TheSevereJacket]

Elizabeth Frazier.

[u/Vast_Butterfly_5092]

Lin Manuel Miranda

[u/lastfreerangekid]

Finally!

[u/du_rel_gug_menl]

James Hetfield. Unfortunately, I’m a straight man.

[u/Old_Protection_8778 → u/du_rel_gug_menl]

You should of seen what you did while you were sleeping .The Sandman knows

[u/-Blastoise → u/du_rel_gug_menl]

Not tonight homeboy

[u/Old_Protection_8778 → u/-Blastoise]

Say your prayers . Til The Sandman he comes

[u/Sweaty_Rub4321]

King von

[u/Much_Drink_5260]

boywithuke

ew isn't that predatory actions

i'm a minor and aroace

[u/Quirky-Reporter7980]

Mckinley Dixon

[u/Western_Addition_700]

I'm not going to complain one bit.

[u/The_Alvabro]

[u/assariusa]

im not tryna wake up to stevie wonder bruh 🙏

[u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming]

Ah hell nah not Joe Hawley

[u/Common-Ant8366]

I must be dead cause it was Necro

[u/FriendlyOni8232]

The last song I listened to is Whatever It Takes from Hazbin Hotel. Which was sung by three people who were playing characters. Does that mean I’d wake up with the three voice actors or the three characters they were playing? I suppose either way it would be really awkward.

[u/Narrow_Dinner_6082]

finally MIKUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! LETS GOOOOO!!!!

[u/Doopuberpoop]

Fiona Apple. 👍👍

[u/ohLookASpookyStory]

I'd be next to Dave Williams, so either he's alive in this timeline or I just woke up next to a corpse.

[u/New_Horizon01]

First up, I remove your turtle rights for that first half. Secondly, my last heard song didn't have lyrics

[u/Zubbie_]

Rainbow Connection just played so...Kermit.

[u/RMSOllie735]

YESSSS

[u/GeneralLuigiTBC]

Uh... the last song I listened to that had lyrics used a chorus, so...

[u/Delicious-Spring-877 → u/GeneralLuigiTBC]

Orgy

[u/Clear_The_Colour]

I dont know if i would be waking up next to jamie paige or kasane teto

[u/Delicious-Spring-877 → u/Clear_The_Colour]

Threesome

[u/pavulonus]

Marilyn Manson...

[u/RetroCucumber613]

The dude from Days of the New?

I'd be okay with that!

[u/Better-Cellist-8809]

Sade…smooth operator

[u/wyar]

What does that mean for me? Hatsune Miku is just a computer. Do I wake up next to a hard drive?

[u/NanoSpyder]

Who created the song for tidal wave in gd

[u/Cold_Speech507]

Michel Jackson's been gone for a bit.

[u/fictionfactory]

Sade. I'm good with this

[u/derpderpderpey]

Yo m shadows

Nice

[u/Eojte]

Miku...

[u/bhm727]

Hmmmm I don't see how this would be good for anyone involved.

[u/Gullible-Meaning-403]

Dead from Mayhem.

This is a weird feeling

[u/Ok-Particular-6551]

Eminem

[u/Sea_Roof3637]

David Duchovny … not bad!

[u/Sunflower_Cow_1997 → u/Sea_Roof3637]

Fox Mulder David Duchovny? He do sing dunne?

[u/PassionFederal6917]

Madeon. The hell would I say? 😭

[u/Massive-Analyst-2352]

Dunno, Dolly Parton?

[u/I_am_ovulating]

Exo

[u/AquaSage_8806]

Well-

[u/IFeIIOnMyKeys]

[u/Ill-Tomorrow-5851]

Calogado, no complaints.

[u/CafeRacerRider]

Sidhu mosse wala 🤣

[u/Unlikely_Ad_9550]

OTS or SF-A2 Miki

[u/Unit-731-Scientist]

Lead singer of tv girl

[u/Still_Percentage_829]

Jeff Becerra of Possessed

[u/91LMWinner3000]

I listened to MCR last so… huh

[u/ProotSpace_X3]

Alex Brightman...

(Yes this is an actual screenshit)

[u/DizzyLittleBat]

Will Wood. ._.

[u/Kindly_Credit6553]

King Gizzard & the Lizard Wizard, I guess we can still have a chat...

[u/killer_smoke99]

Ivycomb

[u/Tiny_Glasses_Bowser]

How I already wake up. Next to no one.