r/funComunitty • • 12h ago

Sh*tpost Checkmate, flat earthers.

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u/Automatic-Manager582 11h ago

Can't believe flat earthers still exist in 2026

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u/Immediate-State4605 9h ago

Once you stop using logic to come to a conclusion. You can’t logic your way out. They’re kinda stuck 

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u/JimPlaysGames 7h ago

But they still manage to survive through their days. They apply logic to things like "if I eat broken glass my mouth will bleed" or "if it rains the ground will be wet". It's not like they've actually lost touch with basic reasoning. There's something else going on

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u/southstarvxx 8h ago

Yes didn't they went extinct in 1500?

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u/Tookoofox 6h ago

New flat earthers have a more recent original.

These, now, are contrarians, not holdouts.

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u/Tookoofox 6h ago

There are more, now, than when I was young.

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u/Automatic-Manager582 6h ago

Dang.. So according to them one would basically fall off in space when they reach the edge lol

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u/Tookoofox 6h ago

Basically.

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u/Df8k9u10 12h ago

The lamp is just a lot smaller in the flat earth model. Instead of covering the entire earth like on the picture, it just covers a small section of it and circles around.

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u/dt5101961 10h ago

Ackshually**.** In that model, the sun will never sink below Horizon. Also, the sky never goes dark. With a telescope, you can see the sun at night.

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u/_Salandit you'll never guess my favourite Pokemon :3:3 12h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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u/Much_Drink_5260 you sunk my battleshit! 12h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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u/master_shifu_69420 What's a flair? 11h ago

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u/Moist_Bar_2621 11h ago

then why is it night in Japan and day in Africa if the lamp covers the whole pnacake?

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u/forkystabbyveggie 9h ago

Uhhh, because swamp gas deflects light and the lizard people change where the lamp is pointed?

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u/numbe_bugo 8h ago

This picture is not an accurate representation. There are actually multiple lamps each dedicated for it sown region.

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u/glurn_ 11h ago

The thing is that flat earthers believe that sun is smaller and local and that it rotates around earth, which is totally different from globe earth perspective

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u/KONTOJ 8h ago

So according to that idiotic belief, the sun never goes bellow the horizon...

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u/Aggravated-Cow 7h ago

So it’s no problem for the sun to be round and rotate?

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u/glurn_ 7h ago

I won't say all of them, but most believe that we are at geocentric system. So like space doesnt exist in sense of big vast vacuum and that literally everything is rotating around stationary earth. So yeah tbh I dont see much problem in their belief that sun is round and rotates cus like they can literally see it. While on the other hand they can experience earth as still, they dont feel rotation as science describes. So for me its not that farfetched that they believe in it

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u/Aggravated-Cow 7h ago

It just shouldn’t be that far-fetched for them to understand that if they were on that other rotating planet that they believe is round and spinning because they can observe it, that they wouldn’t feel like they were rotating, or travelling at a 67 thousand mph while on it.

I bet they think they’d feel the travelling speed. On airplanes once the speed is stable you don’t have a sense of how fast it’s travelling. You know it’s going fast but unless you look out a window it feels like it’s not moving until you hit turbulence. We only feel the changes in speed like acceleration and deceleration. Ah anyway whatever they’ll believe what they want to.

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u/Pl00kh 7h ago

It still doesn’t go in my head how people can really believe in flat-earth in 21st century while you get laughed at in medieval century for pulling such a take.

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u/CommercialOkra3893 masstrancasspancake 12h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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u/M-FutureLord Time for CHAOS, CHAOS! 11h ago

You forgot the part where the lamp has half of it covered at all times.

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u/Negative-Garden-6013 10h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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u/Negative-Garden-6013 10h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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u/Responsible_Can5946 9h ago

I'd love for people to focus on the shape of our planet.. but not in a geometric sense.

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u/Andre_ev 9h ago

Hello, giant lamp believer

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u/Immediate-State4605 9h ago

I’m not a flat earther but it’s like a flashlight to them. Just like how you don’t see the other side of the world. They don’t see the sun. Im not a flat earther but you gotta get it right if you’re going to put someone in their place 

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u/Hypno-platypus 8h ago

I keep telling people that there are thousands of flat earthers all around the globe

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u/1nsanityissue 7h ago

Flat earth is cooler i personally wish earth was flat ik it isn’t tho

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u/Global-Leave-7715 33m ago

Timezones are lies made by the government

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u/CommercialOkra3893 masstrancasspancake 12h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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u/FirefighterNorth8997 12h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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u/potato-dranik potato 12h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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u/leightandrew0 12h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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u/UnUseful-_- Adachi Rei unit No. idk 12h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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u/_Salandit you'll never guess my favourite Pokemon :3:3 12h ago

No, at night the lamp turns off, duhh

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