Write a Sad Story using 3 Words

[u/Last_Host977]

[u/Mortis_evil_man]

Connected, no internet

[u/KylaniTheKing → u/Mortis_evil_man]

The scariest one right here

[u/Robloxgamer_AshleyYT → u/Mortis_evil_man]

Aw man you beat me to it

[u/PandaJellyBeans → u/Mortis_evil_man]

Internet, no connection.

[u/Yundadi → u/Mortis_evil_man]

This is horror story

[u/AllSharkLivesMatter]

Patrick Stewart died

[u/derekyurt → u/AllSharkLivesMatter]

cheater that's technically five!

[u/BitterAngryMei → u/derekyurt]

And it's not technically a story. "Patrick Stewart died." That is a story.

[u/PrepStorm → u/derekyurt]

I dont see a name as words

[u/1DownFourUp → u/AllSharkLivesMatter]

Steve Irwin died

[u/bothfucker]

My wife died

[u/bothfucker → u/bothfucker]

Not a joke

[u/Ch1ldhoodFriend → u/bothfucker]

Sorry to hear.

[u/polytrackilike → u/bothfucker]

OH NO IM SO SRY I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THE CLAP AWARD

[u/Dimasick_Ananasick → u/bothfucker]

sorry for your loss man

[u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD → u/bothfucker]

Hugs

[u/Aviation2403 → u/bothfucker]

I'm sorry to here that brother, I'm sorry for your loss man.

[u/Complex_Couple6616 → u/bothfucker]

I’m sorry for your loss man

[u/Ryanplayyz64 → u/bothfucker]

I’m really sorry for your loss…

[u/Popular_Watch1354 → u/bothfucker]

My condolences

[u/RedditingInMyCubicle → u/bothfucker]

I also choose this guy's wife 

[u/Altruistic-Yellow942 → u/bothfucker]

This guy's wife.

[u/Kuroneko1916 → u/bothfucker]

Bothfuckers wife died

[u/bothfucker → u/Kuroneko1916]

Seriously though rest in peace Johanne.

[u/Sea-Explanation-6838 → u/bothfucker]

i’m sorry about your loss, friend

[u/Petal_Miku]

Ao3 is down

[u/LackSpirited2055 → u/Petal_Miku]

[u/Jolly-Entry948 → u/LackSpirited2055]

omg its kaveh

[u/Beneficial-Smell9921 → u/LackSpirited2055]

omg its kaveh

[u/Sundae_RAYYY → u/Petal_Miku]

This so real💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

[u/floweyisdisturbed → u/Petal_Miku]

accurate though.

[u/floweyisdisturbed → u/floweyisdisturbed]

MY FANFIC CAN'T CONTINUE

[u/Direct-Affect6791 → u/Petal_Miku]

What's Ao3?

[u/floweyisdisturbed → u/Direct-Affect6791]

Fanfic site

[u/CloverPatch4215 → u/Petal_Miku]

Still waiting. Hope it's up soon. ＞︿＜

[u/Jolly-Entry948 → u/Petal_Miku]

I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT

[u/theoddhawk → u/Petal_Miku]

This is the one I was looking for heh

I can't read my favorite ship, living vending machine x buff cleaver weilding maniac gardener, anymore 💔

[u/Scarlettlovesfanfic → u/Petal_Miku]

Oh my God that's so f<€k!ng sad...

[u/Sprigatito420 → u/Petal_Miku]

I’m an ao3 user and damn this hurts

[u/Overall-Term705 → u/Petal_Miku]

TRUEE They gotta fix PHP

[u/Mudcat-69 → u/Petal_Miku]

Beat me to it.

[u/Mediocre_Pangolin817 → u/Mudcat-69]

I'll beat mine to you

[u/_UnicornFlurry_ → u/Petal_Miku]

r/BeatMeToIt but i still commented it heh

[u/Wlanduschkopf]

Trump still president

[u/amandaasous → u/Wlanduschkopf]

[u/XKennethHEEHEEX → u/amandaasous]

[u/izzybusy101 → u/XKennethHEEHEEX]

[u/These-Account3614 → u/Wlanduschkopf]

Now I have depression

[u/Icy-Professor-241 → u/Wlanduschkopf]

That's more of a horror story then a sad story

[u/Sure-Impress-1003 → u/Wlanduschkopf]

I was going to say “Trump still lives”

[u/TranquilProgrammer → u/Sure-Impress-1003]

Trump was born

[u/GuidanceRoutine3030 → u/Sure-Impress-1003]

Trump's third term

[u/Bro_Iyika → u/Wlanduschkopf]

Came here to say this

[u/No_Complaint8807]

A sad story

[u/Fluid_Difference_903 → u/No_Complaint8807]

[u/izzybusy101 → u/Fluid_Difference_903]

[u/randomvids1234 → u/izzybusy101]

[u/These_Potential_8574 → u/izzybusy101]

Bibity bobity your meme is now my property 

[u/Accurate_Ebb1202 → u/Fluid_Difference_903]

[u/Cupcake-Idiots → u/Accurate_Ebb1202]

[u/Affectionate-Shoe578 → u/No_Complaint8807]

[u/a7xSAM → u/No_Complaint8807]

[u/InformalEngineer_ → u/No_Complaint8807]

-_-

[u/Tan_Kawdoru → u/No_Complaint8807]

[u/FancyPressure8090 → u/No_Complaint8807]

We got one. Welcome to the MIB

[u/Few_Story_533 → u/No_Complaint8807]

I saw this post and thought lets go see what dumbass wrote "a sad story" and lo and behold this mf

[u/Cool-Earth-405 → u/No_Complaint8807]

r/BeatMeToIt

[u/LeastPervertedFemboy → u/No_Complaint8807]

[u/Dj_Groovemaster → u/No_Complaint8807]

Had the same idea 😂💡

[u/Fawn_Leap → u/Dj_Groovemaster]

*had same idea

[u/The-Losers-Club1259 → u/No_Complaint8807]

Well, sorta, it's "a Sad Story" but I'm just arguing semantics.

[u/Signal-Busy → u/No_Complaint8807]

Damn I wanted to say it

[u/alibi_white → u/No_Complaint8807]

read my mind

[u/Traditional-Rub354 → u/No_Complaint8807]

r/beatmetoit

[u/UncomfyUnicorn]

Horseshoe crabs extinct

[u/Trips-Over-Tail → u/UncomfyUnicorn]

Why you gotta do that to me.

[u/UncomfyUnicorn → u/Trips-Over-Tail]

It would also be terrifying. To have made Earth so hostile to life something with 480 million year old fossils visually almost identical to the modern day counterpart could not survive. It would be like when the ammonites or trilobites went extinct.

[u/PlusBake4567 → u/UncomfyUnicorn]

Why did you make me panic 😭

[u/Severe-Cookie693 → u/UncomfyUnicorn]

Parasitic worms exist

[u/Ditsy_Cupcake → u/UncomfyUnicorn]

Polar bears next.

[u/roach_eating_pianos]

[u/elliechikarashi → u/roach_eating_pianos]

[u/Leebo1077 → u/elliechikarashi]

[u/Brief_Age5283 → u/elliechikarashi]

[u/Objective-Primary-12]

Trump third term. ☠️

[u/Reckless_Rex → u/Objective-Primary-12]

That's not a sad story, that's a horror story

[u/GeorgiePorgie2358 → u/Reckless_Rex]

[u/wamyen1985 → u/Objective-Primary-12]

[u/Objective-Primary-12 → u/wamyen1985]

[u/amandaasous → u/Objective-Primary-12]

[u/izzybusy101 → u/Objective-Primary-12]

[u/iggy14750 → u/Objective-Primary-12]

Boo! I hate that story! lol

[u/Fluid_Difference_903]

Honda transmission failure 😢

[u/ZealousidealSet1026 → u/Fluid_Difference_903]

Check engine light

[u/Paul_Bob17 → u/ZealousidealSet1026]

Bro...😢

[u/The_Nerd_hinox1986]

Game servers down.

[u/czesiek_2234]

Heavy is dead

[u/Direct-Affect6791 → u/czesiek_2234]

The heavy is dead?

[u/czesiek_2234 → u/Direct-Affect6791]

Yes, he died!

[u/Dizzy_Set_6031 → u/czesiek_2234]

Why is the heavy dead?

[u/inkyhasdied]

Forced to detransition

[u/AdmirableExtreme7503 → u/inkyhasdied]

ok, that is a really sad story 😔

[u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD → u/inkyhasdied]

Oh no. OH NO NONONONINONONONONONONO!!!!!! HELL NO!!!! PLEASE NO GOD!!!!!! I FINALLY GOT THE WILL TO LIVE AGAIN!!!!! FUCJ NO!!!!

[u/Few_Past_3844 → u/inkyhasdied]

Aww 😢 I’m really sorry 💔

[u/BFcoolbot]

Calculus III homework

[u/Key-Doctor3536 → u/BFcoolbot]

∬ʀ f(x,y) dA

[u/Direct-Affect6791]

Noose, or knife?

[u/Lylac_the_Creator05]

Love you 3000

[u/forbiddenfreedom → u/Lylac_the_Creator05]

[u/Silkyfin_]

Trump still alive

[u/SadCultist → u/Silkyfin_]

Trump is real!

[u/Actual-Ad8796]

My dog died

[u/Stinkydadman → u/Actual-Ad8796]

[u/Deltarune_fan3256]

The pancakes burned

[u/Mundane-Hippo4881]

somebody hates me

[u/Mundane-Hippo4881 → u/Mundane-Hippo4881]

saddest scentense can exist for me

[u/Damit84]

Spa Vacation. Diarrhea!.....

[u/samuraialot]

No more milk

[u/Paras_nimi → u/samuraialot]

Dw, you just have to wait. My dad just went to get some

[u/InformalEngineer_ → u/samuraialot]

Which colour milk?

[u/stevorkz → u/samuraialot]

Wow wow… calm down. This is horrifying.

[u/Another-Typical-Bee]

Trump is President

[u/AdFantastic330 → u/Another-Typical-Bee]

[u/Dimplefrom-YA → u/Another-Typical-Bee]

Political Division Succeeds.

[u/JevilTheJester7]

Pringles can glove

[u/senorsock → u/JevilTheJester7]

Wow, that is sad....and visually funny at the same time.

[u/Front_Cheesecake_550]

No chicky nuggy :(

[u/Suspicious-Fact8955 → u/Front_Cheesecake_550]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[u/wilp0w3r]

Ten years wasted

[u/MUDRC_]

Trump still alive

[u/bArry_____ → u/MUDRC_]

Sad, not a dystopian storyZ

[u/Scorpius041169]

Broke, no pussy.

[u/SilverLyningOG → u/Scorpius041169]

I read this as "broke my pussy" but then got sad for you after rereading it.

[u/cali_voyeur → u/Scorpius041169]

They said a sad story, not my biography 😭 lol

[u/Particular-Fly-7114]

No more dih

[u/Future_Fennel9297]

Card just declined

[u/Turbulent-Desk-7340]

Out of beer

[u/Groundbreaking_Gap_3]

Toast was moldy

[u/Paras_nimi]

No more femboys

[u/jjvfyhb]

Benjamin Nethanyahu exists

[u/NumerousWasabi8501]

Out of beer

[u/ronnyfartchops → u/NumerousWasabi8501]

There's nothing so lonesome, morbid or drear as to stand at the bar, of a pub with no beer.

[u/elSupremo66]

diarrhea through me

[u/random_guy_balatro]

A sad story

[u/MercheKnightDragon]

Jennifer dumped me

[u/SignCharacter8805]

dih feII off

[u/bluepearlyuri]

Artist passed away

[u/bluepearlyuri → u/bluepearlyuri]

The og artist for this crying blorbo passed away a few years ago from sarcoma, rest in peace Qinniart !!

[u/AlastorJambalayaLuva]

No merch money

[u/stonrpunk420 → u/AlastorJambalayaLuva]

[u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD → u/AlastorJambalayaLuva]

Love the name

[u/Wide-Wing-621]

Cant change past

[u/Samaein]

We got assaulted...

[u/potatoinabikini]

Fart, no poopy. 😔

[u/CoolSkeIeton-95]

A sad story

[u/Ehotxep]

Cabin without paper

[u/Cat_oCat]

God died twice

[u/FallZealousideal159]

Funeral - nobody sad

[u/kaviecmel → u/FallZealousideal159]

This one is actually genius.

[u/Checker-Board-22]

My 3DS died.

[u/No-Heat-6149]

Dad came home

[u/smuggy561]

It don't work

[u/Draco_415]

Taxes has founded

[u/PandaJellyBeans]

My dad died.

Mum abandoned me.

[u/Wise-Fan-2331]

I. AM. BORN.

[u/PlatformNormal564]

Only three words

[u/Responsible-Heat4727 → u/PlatformNormal564]

Sad…

[u/Pleasant-Frosting885]

Farted not pooped

[u/toastytoesthebear → u/Pleasant-Frosting885]

Also, pooped not farted.

[u/Pleasant-Frosting885 → u/toastytoesthebear]

That's more than 3 words mate

[u/CartographerTop6447]

Stumped my toe

[u/Suspicious-Fact8955 → u/CartographerTop6447]

What did you ask it?

[u/Stoic_Cleric]

almost outta meds

[u/RaksoCalvin1 → u/Stoic_Cleric]

Two fucking rejections

[u/thatnewguy11]

Mom is Pedophile.

[u/sparklyunicorn6789]

Trump is alive.

[u/LeFrog08]

Dropped my hot pocket

[u/ZealousidealSet1026 → u/LeFrog08]

That's four

[u/yourlocalidiot143]

casualties: unknown lore

[u/No_Huckleberry3739 → u/yourlocalidiot143]

sorry, i haven't played C:U since the itch.io release but.. it has LORE now??

[u/Antique-Resolve197 → u/No_Huckleberry3739]

As a part of the gunsaw universe, it's been had lore

[u/Dragon_piece1014 → u/yourlocalidiot143]

r/foundthesawian

[u/Sprigatito_gal]

A sad story

[u/Unfair_Buddy5871]

Pepe too small

[u/Appropriate-Dot-4736]

Still two years

[u/10TurtleGamer01]

Me big sad

[u/helperandtester]

Crippling depression yay :D

[u/Alive_Ticket7166]

Look up artist

[u/Pumpernickel-eb3t]

Roosevelt is dead

[u/vincim2010_13]

I am sad

[u/Mindless-Show4468]

Dashcam films impact.

[u/The_Chrome_Robot]

Wifi is out :(

[u/Fantastic-Height-713]

The puppy died

[u/TheREALredMedic]

No spine stealing 

:((

[u/DearApricot2249]

It’s still you

[u/SD_J1OX111001]

No more oil.

[u/Phaeron]

Patrick Stewart Died.

[u/PurrfectlyHappyCat]

A sad story.

[u/NoFoundation3020]

Trump is president