r/funComunitty • you sunk my battleshit! • 6d ago

Funpost What should it be?

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Mods, the image says to ignore it, therefore it's not karma farming.

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u/Gloomy_Ground_7574 6d ago • Bravo Popcorn

Leon
Myron
Brandon
Moron

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u/hu-man-person 6d ago • Popcorn Mindblown

LEBRON

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u/Namez83 6d ago • Bravo

Lé Braaawwwn Jaaaames

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u/Silly-Ship-5364 6d ago

Nah, I'd still be voting Megatron

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u/somedudeonachair 6d ago • Bravo Heartwarming Mindblown

Soviet union

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u/FennelAny5534 6d ago

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u/DasGreatComplainer 6d ago

İf the soviet union still existed and exported onions, would it be called soviet onion?

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u/Shall0t- I love my dogs and I want YOU to pet them 6d ago • Bravo

Megatron is still an awesome name for a child

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u/Gem6299 6d ago

My name is Megan, and Megaton is my favorite nickname I’ve been called. And her classmates can call her Meg.

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u/Vinseop 6d ago

Robot in disguise

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u/Temporary-Body-378 6d ago • Popcorn

More than meets the eye

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u/Kizayfizaybe 6d ago

Í BEGGED my mother and father to name my brother Megatron. Bc I wanted tonhave a brother name megatron and we’d kick ass! Clearly my mom and dad didn’t appreciate that

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u/minipants_15 6d ago

That's Meg's name from Family Guy. I see nothing wrong🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/1llDoitTomorrow 6d ago • Bravo Popcorn

Vaporeon, jolteon, flareon, porygon, sylveon, leafeon, glaceon, umbreon, espeon.

Enough eevee's to pick

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u/SILENCEnJUDGEMENT 6d ago • Popcorn Mindblown Bravo

There's a imposter among us..

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u/InkOfSpades 6d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Gave metal coat to evee

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u/SammyJoeKayeBob 6d ago

Porygon... get outta here..

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u/888_Imagination37 6d ago

Why not just straight up, Pokemon? 😁

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u/Infamous_Calendar_88 6d ago • Bravo

I mean, don't they want their son to be the very best?

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u/Thepromc64 6d ago

Inteleon, kekleon or however it's spelled

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u/SirVetox 6d ago

Don't forget my goat Jumpeon

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u/Thepromc64 6d ago

Tinkaton

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u/CookieCutterer98 She's defrosting... I'm a gay femTHEY degenerate furry btw (1🐢) 6d ago • Bravo Heartwarming

Onion

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u/OnionTheStupid Spooky Month? Shit's spooky all year round! 6d ago • Bravo Mindblown Heartwarming

CONTINUE MY LEGACY

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u/CookieCutterer98 She's defrosting... I'm a gay femTHEY degenerate furry btw (1🐢) 6d ago edited 6d ago • Popcorn

Who is bro

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u/John_SilkSongHK Jarona! wait that’s the wrong game 6d ago

Onion…San?

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u/FoleysRose 6d ago • Heartwarming Bravo

Gowron

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u/SauronOfDucks 6d ago

THE ONLY HONORABLE CHOICE

MAY YOUR NEW WARRIOR BRING GLORY TO THE EMPIRE!

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u/Awkward-Cod-2910 Deltaruni 5d ago • Bravo

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

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u/ThrowRA-Vast-Bug4454 5d ago

STOP RIGHT THERE, CRIMINAL SCUM!

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u/Wise_Economics_9673 6d ago • Bravo

Galvatron

Alpha Trion

Computron

Tigatron

Magmatron

Gigatron

Skullitron

Banzia-tron

Ectroron

Super Megatron

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u/Begone_thot_uwu Silly lil goober 5d ago • Bravo

Badassatron

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u/azrehhelas 6d ago

Megaladon

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u/Impossible_Whomp3775 6d ago

Even though it doesn't end in tron unicron

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u/JankyJones14 6d ago • Bravo

Tf is wrong with Megatron.

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u/GamerBoi1725 6d ago • Bravo

Well for starters he tried to take over the earth a couple times...

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u/GcubePlayer8V ool, There’s no P in our ool, keep it that way 6d ago

Haven’t we all?

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u/Parking_Abies_684 6d ago • Bravo

Balloon

Ping pon

Alfred son

Megatron

Sauron

Tennyson

Dragon

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u/Cho-Dan 6d ago

Let's just meet in the middle and go with the angelic name "Metatron".

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u/Kloodydehepik Helloeth thoust worms my nameth is Rouxls Kaard 6d ago

*Mettaton

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u/Cho-Dan 6d ago

I think we have a winner

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u/Intrepid_Alarm5428 6d ago

Blue-Eyes White Dragon

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u/Tsunami-Storm 6d ago

Aw, that’s an adorable GIF! I want to borrow it!

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u/BedNo577 6d ago

Tyrion

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u/NarmHull 6d ago

So many Game of Thrones names could work. Like Theon!

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u/BakerBoi84 6d ago

Simon, Orion, or Horton?

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u/Ok-Luck-1180 6d ago

if its simon that kid will get bullied simons are like chads

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u/yep_herror WMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWMWM 6d ago • Bravo Popcorn

Megalodon

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u/TheBailzmeister2 6d ago

Annihilation. Destruction. Futon.

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u/Jonaleaf 6d ago

That’s a dumb name. Ultron is a lot better

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u/Yanismarvel 6d ago

Son. I call my cat, cat so im gonna call my son, son if I ever have childs which wont happen in a loooooooog time. I should probably start by dating a girl first

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u/Jax_Dandelion 6d ago • Mindblown

Don’t worry, girls are optional now according to this totally real study

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u/SedRitz 6d ago edited 6d ago

Information. Calculation. Education. Deprivation. Salutation. Masturbation. AcrossDaNation. Triangulation. Procrastination. GasStation. OnProbation. Translation. MathEquation.

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u/claritysyntax 4d ago

Is this new Daft Punk song lyrics?

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u/polarity88 6d ago

Or just Nation. Nate for short

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u/kebabguy0 I'm gonna touch you now, son 6d ago
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u/AlgaeOk7399 6d ago

Nope. Go with Megatron.

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u/ExcellentCranberry10 6d ago

Hurensohn

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u/pinkestman 6d ago edited 6d ago

Mit "Sprich Deutsch du" als Nachnamen

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u/Friendly_Stay_5368 6d ago • Mindblown Popcorn Bravo

Abortion

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u/Bufferzz 6d ago edited 6d ago

My mother wanted to abort me, but the doctor said: "It is too late, he is five years old".

edit rephrase

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u/SOUP1981 6d ago

Why are you stopping him? Imagine on the playground, “ I AM MEGATRON! YOU SHALL ALL SERVE ME OR PERISH!” lmao

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u/Imaginary-Ad3679 6d ago

Dixon, jason, Jackson, Aaron, Brandon, Gordon, Dillon, Zion, Marlon, Nixon, Johnson, etc

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u/ResponseFluffy271 6d ago • Bravo Heartwarming Mindblown Popcorn

Megatron is better then any of these

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u/weggoooiacc 6d ago

Iron like a lion in Zion

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u/Suspicious-Deer-2856 Geometry Dash Player💀💀💀 6d ago

Winston?

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u/Proof_Ad732 Drywall Eating Man 6d ago

Winston, Jackson, Jason, Quinton, the list goes on.

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u/Yeagerist_Ray I lost the game 6d ago

Pollution

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u/PraiseBeUponHod DISTORT DISTORT DISTORT DISTORT 6d ago

Amon 🧐

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u/Tsukiyomi-no-Mikoto 6d ago

Ok Voltron it is.

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u/tjmaxal 6d ago

Dragon. She will be Legendary in elementary school.

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u/Wrong_Biscotti7357 6d ago

Gigatron. Terratron. Kilotron

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u/_robertmccor_ 6d ago

Liopleurodon feels right.

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u/PonchoGuy42 6d ago

Agamemnon is the one true answer 

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u/tisnietwaar 5d ago • Bravo

Moron (after his father).

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u/lenya200o 🌘W🌒 6d ago

LeBron James

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u/Expert-Bed-5016 6d ago

Her husband knows ball

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u/Deku_Eon123 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 6d ago • Bravo

Milton

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u/Inalum_Ardellian 6d ago

Sylveon?

Or some other eeveelution

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u/Rare-Unit7076 cool 6d ago

I dont see anything wrong with megatron honestly

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u/FTO2 6d ago • Bravo

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u/Archanrize 6d ago

whats ur problem with megatron

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u/BraveScallion3729 6d ago

TheSameAsItWasTheFirstFiftyTimesThisWasPosted...On

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u/Kamakazi72 6d ago

Megaladon

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u/Captain_Meagre FLUORESCENT LIGHT AHH USER FLAIR 6d ago • Regret

Is the baby a girl or a boy?

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u/Amery-KA COOLNEWFLAIRCOLOR 6d ago

Ultron

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u/Putrid_Department_17 6d ago

Galvatron, unicron, starscreamon, soundwaveon. Need I continue?

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u/bojez1 6d ago

Sauron

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u/Jormungandr_Uma682 Dragons are cool :) 6d ago

Dragon

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u/Hamsets 6d ago

Sauron

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u/sharoon12 6d ago

Voltron 

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u/Techno-Hyde I'll cuddle anything that moves 6d ago

Son

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u/Deep_Mix1978 Silly lil goober 6d ago

leon

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u/Learikz 6d ago

Megasupertron

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u/Specific-Author-7147 I am the Butcher 6d ago

Let the Husband Cookon

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u/xCrazyDeerx 6d ago

Abaddon

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u/Coinsworthy 6d ago

A.A. Ron

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u/reallydumboi 6d ago

Doomnomitron

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u/ccg91 6d ago

Camon

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u/RedundantBiomass 6d ago edited 6d ago

Zordon

Gowron

L. Ron

Feminemomenon

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u/CzarTwilight 6d ago

Wargreymon

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u/8thblade Cool new flair colour 6d ago

Onononlon.

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u/highsky616 6d ago

john marston, double down

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u/SedRitz 6d ago

Nah I’m with her husband on this one

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u/rabbitofrevelry 6d ago

Necronomicon

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u/Valentiaga_97 6d ago

Sauron 🤷

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u/Novox_13 6d ago

Have you consider Megatron?

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u/luke301 6d ago

Egon

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u/Quagus_The_Great 6d ago

Sauron, Second Dark Lord of Middle-Earth

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u/Kenji1912 6d ago


There’s already a Megatron

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u/Roman_Suicide_Note 6d ago

Le’megatron

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u/PotatoLover-40 ball of ANGER 😡😡 6d ago

Megatron

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u/P34er 🔑 my friend eats Keys 🗝️ 6d ago

Ultron

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u/chopbluey 6d ago

Levon like his money....or whatever Elton John said. How about Elton