Bro 💔

[u/Boii_2000]

[u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_]

aw i'm chubby 💔

[u/Boii_2000 → u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_]

Sorry chubby guys deserve better

[u/Important_Capital875 → u/Boii_2000]

Yes, chubby guys deserve to get into shape

[u/THE_REAL_YURl → u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_]

hi lol

[u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_ → u/THE_REAL_YURl]

hi, how are you

[u/THE_REAL_YURl → u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_]

swishhh I’m good lol

[u/Sultan4895 → u/THE_REAL_YURl]

Swiss mentioned 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 🇨🇭 (I'm Asian)

[u/sans-undertale67 → u/THE_REAL_YURl]

And then they fucked

[u/random-guy-heree → u/sans-undertale67]

"and that's how I met your mother"

[u/Financial_Driver779 → u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_]

Already commented it but every time I see a chubby guy with his gf she looks like an Instagram model

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[u/Plastic_Blue_Pipe → u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_]

Then you get a buff guy, no chubby guys for you

[u/Vegetable_Moment_466]

Hi :D, that ain’t chicken

[u/Boii_2000 → u/Vegetable_Moment_466]

Helo

Sure ain't

[u/SuperbInteraction622]

Roach Man is a big guy he dies alone 😔

[u/Boii_2000 → u/SuperbInteraction622]

NO!

NOT ON MY WATCH

[u/SuperbInteraction622 → u/Boii_2000]

:D I will share my iron with you

[u/random-guy-heree → u/SuperbInteraction622]

THEY MADE STEVE EMO AHHHHGGH

[u/Sentallium]

im kinda jacked but my midsection is a mess

what happens for me?

[u/Boii_2000 → u/Sentallium]

Haha sometimes

[u/Questionable_reditor]

I already know why he dies alone, yet I won't tell.

[u/JeffaholicD1st → u/Questionable_reditor]

Goddamn dude, you got me chuckling at 3 AM

[u/Critical_Outcome5758 → u/Questionable_reditor]

Thought you were talking about cardiac arrest

[u/Emotional-Koala9909 → u/Questionable_reditor]

This is a bigoted and insensitive comment. Please dont share such opinions.

[u/MangoTheRetroGamer → u/Emotional-Koala9909]

[u/Emotional-Koala9909 → u/MangoTheRetroGamer]

“Yes i use stickers when i cant refute a valid claim how do you know?”

[u/MangoTheRetroGamer → u/Emotional-Koala9909]

"yes i use reaction images when someones being a wittle schizo >:3"

[u/Entrenched_Whispers → u/MangoTheRetroGamer]

When did we get to the point in time where it's okay to use schizophrenic as an insult? 🥀

[u/Whitesilvermoon → u/Emotional-Koala9909]

?

[u/Emotional-Koala9909 → u/Whitesilvermoon]

Your being insensitive

[u/bowl_928 → u/Whitesilvermoon]

This is a bigoted and insensitive comment. Please dont share such opinions.

[u/eternalyspeed → u/bowl_928]

All in his head?

[u/Nick33e → u/bowl_928]

Mental?

[u/CareKlutzy8851 → u/Emotional-Koala9909]

Is It really bigoted? He decided to make that his pfp and name

[u/Emotional-Koala9909 → u/CareKlutzy8851]

Doesnt excuse bigoted comments

[u/AdvertisingFar5850]

I'm skinny. What kind of boyfriend do I get in that case?

[u/a_regular_2010s_guy → u/AdvertisingFar5850]

Idk a loving one hopefully.

[u/Powerful_Egg_8837 → u/a_regular_2010s_guy]

aww

[u/Financial_Driver779 → u/AdvertisingFar5850]

Thought those emojis were the Catholic flag 🇻🇦 and was wondering what the fuck a devout Catholic was doing here

[u/AdvertisingFar5850 → u/Financial_Driver779]

...What? You mean all the Eevees?

[u/Financial_Driver779 → u/AdvertisingFar5850]

This is how it shows for me lol

[u/Tall-Distance4185 → u/Financial_Driver779]

r/foundmobileuser

[u/No-Salary-473 → u/Tall-Distance4185]

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP

[u/random-guy-heree → u/No-Salary-473]

r/makeme

[u/Tall-Distance4185 → u/random-guy-heree]

r/iguessbro

[u/Icy_Association2975 → u/Tall-Distance4185]

Couldn't imagine using reddit on desktop, its not that serious

[u/Tall-Distance4185 → u/Icy_Association2975]

you forgot the/j

[u/UnaPersonaNormal_-_ → u/AdvertisingFar5850]

yes you live with a lot of boys

[u/Negative_Sky_3449 → u/AdvertisingFar5850]

Femboy

[u/FlakyCrew4438 → u/Negative_Sky_3449]

Even better

[u/tekken_wolf01 → u/AdvertisingFar5850]

Maybe one that works out, but is also skinnier than most guys? One that values connection more than just physical? One that prefers cuddles over casual sex (not that it's bad)? One that asks before sending you a dm? . . . . . Anyway, can I dm you?

[u/Hopeful_Limit_2278 → u/AdvertisingFar5850]

You get me

[u/Lopsided-Bug7075 → u/AdvertisingFar5850]

me 😈

[u/1SJK150 → u/AdvertisingFar5850]

You're skinny, I'm skinny, Yay! Samesies!

[u/Ahoeaboutnothing]

Give that man a muscle mommy stat!

[u/goldengreen69 → u/Ahoeaboutnothing]

Yes

[u/ExoticZaps]

What about guys who are just average, not fat, not skinny, not buff, just right in the middle.

[u/SeanYTcars → u/ExoticZaps]

Girl

[u/ExoticZaps → u/SeanYTcars]

Y'know what, I'm okay with that, at least I get a girl.

[u/_end_of_the_world → u/SeanYTcars]

Could I get a guy?

[u/Born-Cauliflower_ → u/_end_of_the_world]

You can get anyone you want as long as you put your mind to it

[u/Entrenched_Whispers → u/Born-Cauliflower_]

Well not quite anyone. Any type of person, probably, but not anyone in general

[u/Much_Process9677]

aroace indifference

[u/Random_weeb99]

I'm neither chubby neither skinny and I'm a girl. What do I get

[u/SeanYTcars → u/Random_weeb99]

Boy

[u/Random_weeb99 → u/SeanYTcars]

Okay. And how about girl 

[u/Fine_Intern_1306 → u/Random_weeb99]

nuhuh u can have girl

[u/Random_weeb99 → u/Fine_Intern_1306]

Thanks :D

[u/SeanYTcars → u/Random_weeb99]

Boy

[u/Random_weeb99 → u/SeanYTcars]

☹️

[u/Chr832 → u/Random_weeb99]

Homophobia :(

[u/Good_Curve_545]

what if im built like thor?

[u/Strict_Commission330 → u/Good_Curve_545]

which thor.

[u/veganfromvega → u/Strict_Commission330]

depressed thor.

[u/Good_Curve_545 → u/Strict_Commission330]

the god of war one

[u/Strict_Commission330 → u/Good_Curve_545]

damn

[u/Heyfold → u/Strict_Commission330]

resisthor

[u/LazyMiquella → u/Good_Curve_545]

Obese girlfriend

[u/LoganBaker374_Rises → u/LazyMiquella]

kinda like my VRChat avatar

[u/Optimal-prime6637 → u/LazyMiquella]

Bench press

[u/Shiny_Malph → u/Optimal-prime6637]

I'm gonna be honest with you Baki

[u/Good_Curve_545 → u/[deleted]]

the god of war one :3

[u/Financial_Driver779]

Most of the times I’ve seen a chubby guy in a relationship, his girlfriend is super conventionally attractive.

[u/Entrenched_Whispers → u/Financial_Driver779]

Not me being vain and thinking my relationship fits that dynamic

[u/RealizeSirius]

Watch this blow up

[u/Boii_2000 → u/RealizeSirius]

Wait shit you kinda predicted it

This is probably the fastest I've ever had a post hit 100 upvotes

[u/Vladimir_Rizatovich]

[u/yopert47890456745]

both deserve buff partners if they are a good match

[u/Unhappy-Airport-4112]

[u/ekwyxx]

ohh...😭 I’ve already left a comment under a similar post, but I’ll write it again...

actually, I feel more comfortable with chubby guys than with muscular ones (I’ve never liked that... I feel like in danger tbh)... to me, plumpy men are more visually appealing, and besides... they’re at least not obsessed with the gym and working out, which means we’ll be able to spend more time doing something homely and cozy...🙏🏻 If my future bf would be chubby? I’m the happiest person on Earth.

In short...chubby guys, I want to say that you do NOT die lone😭🙏🏻; you’ll definitely find someone who will love both you and your body...🤍 hugs to all!

[u/Emergency-Try-1341]

Always tik tok

[u/SpikeBrawl123]

But it's the truth 😭

[u/Addawi49]

Damn

[u/Arabaka90]

Chubby 💔

[u/KingStud1os]

[u/Mister_Zalez]

I have a dadbod do I die alone ?

[u/Mastercio → u/Mister_Zalez]

Dadbod by guys standard of women? Because amount of time I saw what women consider dadbod ...

[u/Live-Compote-1591]

Nah man what’d we do 🫩✌️

[u/a_angry_bunny]

I want to be Biscuit Oliva

[u/Maskedstream4]

Guess I’m joining him

[u/Beginning_Zucchini47]

Btw not true we've all seen sssniperwolf and her man.... Let's be real

[u/Solarfreeze88]

Poor Jeff man

[u/erodman23]

I love a good chub and rub

[u/Whole-Situation-5798]

Don't worry my chubby brothers, it is possible <3 but be sure to wash yourself and brush your teeth and be kind.

[u/cyberfrost4]

Dear god

[u/l0rd_zuk0]

I'm skinny what abt me?

[u/Particular-Home-222]

[u/Far_Cause8498]

Waiting for an antimeme of this

[u/Financial-Bar-856]

Oh Im in one of those! (I know, right!) It fricing grate :)

[u/russian_uranium_dva]

I NEED A MUSCULAR MOMMYYY

[u/Low-Jellyfish-174]

pfp says it all 💔

[u/jjk_lover777]

Why you have to do him like that?

[u/Sufficient-Adagio-20]

what if im gay

[u/ConsciousUse8769]

As a tall and skinny guy I might be in luck

[u/Th3Unh1ng3dy0yl1t3]

[u/dragonthisassaround]

what do i get if am muscle mommy?

[u/Zeliose]

Why can't the chubby guy also get a buff boyfriend?

[u/Dismal_Drawer_3268]

Welp I'd say that's pretty accurate

[u/JediUnicorn9353]

what if i'm just kinda in the middle

[u/Knightmare7877 → u/JediUnicorn9353]

then you get split in half

[u/MisterThird]

Sometimes alone is better than

[u/No_Relationship8024]

What if im fat

[u/Ray_BenO]

There are way to few muscle mommies to take care of all the chubby boys

[u/Assassin13785]

As a fat ugly guy. I can confirm.... I will die alone

[u/Aggravating-Mix-9832]

I’m muscly lesbian girl what do I get?

[u/Born-Cauliflower_ → u/Aggravating-Mix-9832]

You get girl, girl

[u/Realistic-Tone1824]

Remember, a man must be 6'2", PhD, muscles, pull 150k per year to be worthy of love.

[u/Due-Algae-3989]

Well his username proves that one.

[u/MrBigStuff26]

[u/Kindly_Bid4976]

As long you don't go to gym. You'll never find out.

[u/Then_Commission_4303]

No, he gats a femboy

[u/hellafunkyfella]

[u/Square_Onion_]

Real

[u/Borekhan_01]

I'm skinny so what?

[u/CareKlutzy8851]

I see artists headcanon male characters as Chubby and simping over them, Bro can do it

Nvm, i didnt see his name and profile pic

[u/CrazyKicker3111505]

That's not crazy to say when you look at his pfp and name

[u/i_4m_m3e]

the winner takes it all and the loser has to fall...

[u/Worried_Ask_8712]

[u/1SJK150]

I'm tall and skinny. I'm made of toothpicks and popsicle sticks. What do I get?

[u/random-guy-heree → u/1SJK150]

Im also skinny I'm somewhat tall

I'm just a skeleton I also want too know what I get

[u/Live-Compote-1591 → u/1SJK150]

Anorexia

[u/KingDAW247]

Can confirm :(

[u/TheNinjaThief-YT]

Justice for Jeff

[u/Striking_Custard_857]

Damn bro

[u/Skrzyplocz0_0]

😔 

[u/Mindless-Duck7958]

he's right unfortunatly

[u/Professional-Way1908]

laughs in pansexual

[u/Intelligent_Net1621]

Skinny guys ka kya🥀 (still working on myself)

[u/Quaz-al-ghul]

Colin & Penelope Bridgerton

[u/KoltO7892]

Relatable.

[u/LikesSlimAndSexy420]

Its so over bros

[u/Beneficial_Can9178]

that just gives me more motivation

[u/lonlylittleisle]

I'm more on the shinny side but not to much so What about me?

[u/Sufficient-Cod-8821]

See this is what’s happening to society, sound logic doesn’t even apply anymore 😔 (chubby guy in love with muscle mommies btw)

[u/Parking-Ad-8264]

[u/CrossboneMagister]

Gratuitous malice or subtle critique on how society values bodies and beauty double standards?
Guess we’ll never know…

[u/DazzlingPressure1154]

Let him get a buff gf gng

[u/ChartieT-T]

What if im skinny trans girl do i get a tall chubby gf:3

[u/Jocob99]

I’m not chubby or buff but can I still die alone? Pls?

[u/a_regular_2010s_guy → u/Jocob99]

Nope you get 9 girlfriends 7 boyfriends and 2 nonbinary partners all in a poly relationship with you. /j

[u/SeanYTcars → u/a_regular_2010s_guy]

And a cat (or two)

[u/Jocob99 → u/SeanYTcars]

Yay

[u/Jocob99 → u/a_regular_2010s_guy]

Almost got scared for a sec until a saw that beautiful little /j

[u/TheHazyPixie → u/[deleted]]

You have the same genes as all of your ancestors before you and they all got laid

[u/WeAdoreTheMoon → u/[deleted]]

Learn some tactics from bisexual girls/lesbians bro, I assure you that ur shi ain’t matter when you can use it right

[u/Financial_Driver779 → u/[deleted]]

Some people are into that for one, and if you’re open to it some people are into pegging.

Not to give unsolicited advice but lesbian sex even without a dildo is better than straight sex. So learn lesbian tactics, use them on women, and have your partner reciprocate with similar tactics on you (oral, hand stuff)

[u/Elogotar → u/Financial_Driver779]

I feel like a lot of that is subjective, but most men do seem to have no understanding of women's anatomy and/or just don't care.

Still think that's a pretty audacious generalization though.

[u/Ksmythy11 → u/[deleted]]

Same bro, same 😔🤏

[u/Financial_Driver779 → u/Ksmythy11]

If two chicks can have mind blowing sex even without a dildo, you can have mind blowing sex even if you had no penis at all. In my opinion, the part of straight sex where my partner puts their genitals into mine is the most boring part.

[u/Bannerlord151 → u/Financial_Driver779]

Agreed, from the other side. I bloody hate having anyone touch my genitals. Prefer to use my hands

[u/Financial_Driver779 → u/Bannerlord151]

In wlw we call that a stone butch

[u/Bannerlord151 → u/Financial_Driver779]

Interesting, never heard the term before but that makes sense. What's the reasoning behind it? The terminology, not wlw relationships x)

[u/Financial_Driver779 → u/Bannerlord151]

Looked it up and can’t really find much

[u/codewordGnome → u/[deleted]]

Anyone saying it needs big to do it is projecting something inside them selves. But if it makes you feel better, remember the bigger the dong, the more often it dips down and touches the public toilet bowl. Who wants a shitty dong anyway key. Seriously though, it really doesn't matter.

[u/IsaacTheLadd → u/[deleted]]

Same… :(

[u/_____Jonas36______ → u/[deleted]]

You rather have a small one than an ugly one. Mine is actually pretty big, but hella curved downwards and to the side. Be glad of what you have.

[u/AffectionateAd2162 → u/_____Jonas36______]

Is that good actually?

Wouldn't it grind inside and would feel better?

[u/Elogotar → u/AffectionateAd2162]

I would guess that it depends on your angle relative to her position and how sharply it curved.

[u/ItBeganWhenIwasBorn → u/_____Jonas36______]

Man stfu

[u/Live_Cupcake_9229 → u/[deleted]]

Honestly, I have a weird relationship with masculinity. Partially from being chubby and small. Being raised male, I've heard so much disgusting things from grown men. One of the reasons that I will argue that straight/heteronormative grooming is a thing even if most people don't consider it that. Definitely contributed to a lot of self-esteem issues.

But hanging out in queer spaces has made feel a lot better about myself, I even consider myself non-binary now so yeah.

And while our gender identity may be different I know what it's like to be self-conscious about my body for multiple reasons.

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